Jesse James apologises for something, Michelle Bombshell's still got it

15 Michelle Bombshell with whip Satanic Sluts show us what they've got advert Michelle Bombshell and friend Michelle Bombshell dirties the sheet Michelle Bombshell sleeps in a coffin Michelle Bombshell tries to have sex with a cake advert Satanic Sluts have fun Michelle Bombshell stands still Satanic Sluts kiss advert Andrew Sachs's granddaughter sucks a black dildo Michelle Bombshell kisses a woman's boob Satanic Slut with a chainsaw Michelle Bombshell does something

Michelle Bombshell looks like a nice girl

Blind Sided

Fri, 19/03/2010 - 11:03 by HM writer

As the alleged mistress of Jesse James Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee considers a career with the Satanic Sluts, Sandra Bullock's shamed husband finally releases an apology, but for what exactly, he fails to mention...

James, who allegedly had an 11-month affair with Miss Bombshell after she auditioned for a ride on his West Coast Chopper, has released the following statement:

"There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me.

"It's because of my poor judgement that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way. This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them.

"I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me."

3/10. While the apology seems heartfelt enough, it's even less informative than Tiger Woods's talk of "trangressions". Still, Cheryl Cole and Toni Poole are still waiting for theirs...

Edit: These pictures aren't going to do this apology any favours and who knew she'd be such a fan of Nick Griffin?

Sandra Bullock pictures, Sandra Bullock

Comments

Another fucking media whore (and real-life whore) to make us gnash with fucking fury at the inanity and unfairness of it all
koshmar Sun, 21/03/2010 - 14:35
Oh s-t, that is funny.

Is that a heart tattoo on her tongue? That must have hurt.
mirabellebuttersfield Fri, 19/03/2010 - 23:59
Why exactly do we need the pictures of a bunch of tawdry burlesque 'artistes' who think that wearing a strap-on, calling themselves Satanic Sluts and lezzing it up on stage is somehow interesting and/or racy?

If you want offensive (well, desperate, anyway) here are the pictures that TMZ published of Ms. Bombshell exploring the Nazi soft porn genre.

http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/all_hail_jesse_james_alleged_mistress#tab=most_recent

Classy.
huxylady Fri, 19/03/2010 - 16:41
Oh tell me about it, what a fucking moron !
hitchcockblonde Fri, 19/03/2010 - 16:05
Jesse would've needed more than a brown paper bag for that face - more like a brown paper body bag!
ladypenelope Fri, 19/03/2010 - 15:44
Fank you fank you. And breathe.
clee984 Fri, 19/03/2010 - 15:19
Apparently, and you are going to love this- it actually says" Pray for us sinners" - we're praying sweetie, we're praying! - or should that be prayin' ?
hitchcockblonde Fri, 19/03/2010 - 15:05
"If you can read this I've gotten rid of my stupid fringe"?
dandyboy Fri, 19/03/2010 - 14:44
"If you're close enough to read this, I'm sucking you off"

"How's my sucking? Call 555-1234"

But REALLY: what does it say? I have to know soon, or I'll develop a nervous twitch. Again.
clee984 Fri, 19/03/2010 - 14:40
'Apply penis here'

'Obama for President'

'Tiger was here first'

'John Terry official seal of approval'

'Ashley Cole fan club'

etc etc etc
slug Fri, 19/03/2010 - 12:28
"Aim here"
Mr. HM Fri, 19/03/2010 - 12:26
Does anybody know what it actually says on her forehead? Stupid question I know, but it's annoying me.
clee984 Fri, 19/03/2010 - 12:15
Hmmm nice tats. Now where did I put the bleach...?
Moushka Fri, 19/03/2010 - 11:43

Hmmm nice tats. Now where did I put the bleach...?
Moushka Fri, 19/03/2010 - 11:43
Does anybody know what it actually says on her forehead? Stupid question I know, but it's annoying me.
clee984 Fri, 19/03/2010 - 12:15
"Aim here"
Mr. HM Fri, 19/03/2010 - 12:26
'Apply penis here'

'Obama for President'

'Tiger was here first'

'John Terry official seal of approval'

'Ashley Cole fan club'

etc etc etc
slug Fri, 19/03/2010 - 12:28
"If you're close enough to read this, I'm sucking you off"

"How's my sucking? Call 555-1234"

But REALLY: what does it say? I have to know soon, or I'll develop a nervous twitch. Again.
clee984 Fri, 19/03/2010 - 14:40
"If you can read this I've gotten rid of my stupid fringe"?
dandyboy Fri, 19/03/2010 - 14:44
Apparently, and you are going to love this- it actually says" Pray for us sinners" - we're praying sweetie, we're praying! - or should that be prayin' ?
hitchcockblonde Fri, 19/03/2010 - 15:05
Fank you fank you. And breathe.
clee984 Fri, 19/03/2010 - 15:19
Jesse would've needed more than a brown paper bag for that face - more like a brown paper body bag!
ladypenelope Fri, 19/03/2010 - 15:44
Oh tell me about it, what a fucking moron !
hitchcockblonde Fri, 19/03/2010 - 16:05
Why exactly do we need the pictures of a bunch of tawdry burlesque 'artistes' who think that wearing a strap-on, calling themselves Satanic Sluts and lezzing it up on stage is somehow interesting and/or racy?

If you want offensive (well, desperate, anyway) here are the pictures that TMZ published of Ms. Bombshell exploring the Nazi soft porn genre.

http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/all_hail_jesse_james_alleged_mistress#tab=most_recent

Classy.
huxylady Fri, 19/03/2010 - 16:41
Oh s-t, that is funny.

Is that a heart tattoo on her tongue? That must have hurt.
mirabellebuttersfield Fri, 19/03/2010 - 23:59
Another fucking media whore (and real-life whore) to make us gnash with fucking fury at the inanity and unfairness of it all
koshmar Sun, 21/03/2010 - 14:35