Actually thought Machete came out ages ago, but apparently it's released today - and apparently it's quite good. Just don't go expecting to see Jessica Alba in the buff - not only was the above still recently revealed to be a photoshop, but the actress has now explained that she got some sex scenes removed from the script before filming even started...

Talking about working with director Robert Rodriguez on Machete, Jessica Alba told Metro:

"I read the script for Machete but there was a lot of sex stuff for my character and I'm really conservative. I'd say to him, 'You know the scenes where this is happening? I just feel really uncomfortable doing that'.

Odd choice of script for someone conservative - Rodriquez isn't exactly know for period dramas.

Anyway, cast-mate Lindsay Lohan was having the opposite problem...