Jessica Simpson gallumps down French catwalk

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Jessica Simpson walks down catwalk at French fashion showJessica Simpson walks down catwalk at French fashion show

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Fri, 04/09/2009 - 15:29 by Metrosexual

Plucky Jessica Simpson. So far she's failed at being a pop star, an actress, a country singer and marriage. Now our heroine can add 'shonky model' to her list of achievements.

Jessica was marching down a French catwalk today as part of her latest reality TV show. Summat about the beauty and fashion industry. After all Jess is an expert, having previously pioneered the 'mom jeans' trend, much to her derision.

Jess looked like she'd just stepped out of the 80s, and not in a good way, as she hurtled down the catwalk in a vintage Ivana Trump-style helmet hair 'do and scowl. Let's hope she's not trying to make a living out of it.

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Comments

  • NO offence but she is quite pointless in my view and someone whos had it on easy street her whole life due to her father being a paster, mummy playing houswife and good looks. She doesnt excuber individualism at all she just looks manafactured and acts manafactured thats why she keeps bumping up these new ideas that dont seem to last because she likes the easy bits eg showing up at parties but when it comes down to writing a song where is the monkey when you need one. She is like a dress up doll IN OTHER WORDS
    A NICE LITTLE BIMBO!

    dancingworm Sun, 06/09/2009 - 06:21

  • I reckoned more like Brian Setzer

    Blartmonster Fri, 04/09/2009 - 19:01

  • I was thinking more Billy Idol.

    dandyboy Fri, 04/09/2009 - 17:25

  • I wondered what happened to Vanilla Ice

    jiggerycock Fri, 04/09/2009 - 16:55

  • What a fucking munter. Mind you, if 'style' is supposed to be anywhere on her CV, I hope she doesn't help choose her sister's fuckwit husband's skiddies. Did you see those 70s nylon y-fronts the twat had flashed at Reading??

    Blartmonster Fri, 04/09/2009 - 15:55

  • What a fucking munter. Mind you, if 'style' is supposed to be anywhere on her CV, I hope she doesn't help choose her sister's fuckwit husband's skiddies. Did you see those 70s nylon y-fronts the twat had flashed at Reading??

    Blartmonster Fri, 04/09/2009 - 15:55

  • I wondered what happened to Vanilla Ice

    jiggerycock Fri, 04/09/2009 - 16:55

  • I was thinking more Billy Idol.

    dandyboy Fri, 04/09/2009 - 17:25

  • I reckoned more like Brian Setzer

    Blartmonster Fri, 04/09/2009 - 19:01

  • NO offence but she is quite pointless in my view and someone whos had it on easy street her whole life due to her father being a paster, mummy playing houswife and good looks. She doesnt excuber individualism at all she just looks manafactured and acts manafactured thats why she keeps bumping up these new ideas that dont seem to last because she likes the easy bits eg showing up at parties but when it comes down to writing a song where is the monkey when you need one. She is like a dress up doll IN OTHER WORDS
    A NICE LITTLE BIMBO!

    dancingworm Sun, 06/09/2009 - 06:21

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