Jessica Simpson's dog still dead...

newlydeads

Wed, 16/09/2009 - 16:37 by Metrosexual

THE HORROR!

We're still not over the sad fate that's befallen Daisy Simpson, Jessica's Simpson's plucky pooch who was snatched away by the jaws of death just yesterday.

Well actually, it was the jaws of a coyote...

To help us get over this sad state of affairs we've assembled a gallery of showbiz mutts.

Gaze upon them!

Which will be the next to be wiped off the face of the earth by a wild beast?!

Daisy, we hardly knew you :(

Celebrity Pets, Jessica Simpson

Comments

Speak to Dickie, he really does have the evidence. Or a link to Rate My Poo at any rate.
dandyboy Thu, 17/09/2009 - 13:12
New Film out from the Simpsons starring "Bark Simpson Dancing with Wolves 2"
mike wheeler Thu, 17/09/2009 - 12:51
For fuck's sake, you could at least have added some spice to this dredging from the bottom of the barrel - like : "Daisy spotted in Grimsby eating haddock and chips with Elvis" or "Daisy spotted getting humped by Shep from Blue Peter Shocker!"???
erniemilko Thu, 17/09/2009 - 08:38
'Man has shit in local public convenience - we have the pix, we have the evidence!!'

What a fucking pile of (literally) shite
Blartmonster Wed, 16/09/2009 - 21:01
Is this the Sir at HM Towers having a flashback to his local newspaper past?

'Dog Still Dead' Hold the front page!

What next? 'Sun goes Nova in Alpha Centuri - no local people involved!'
jiggerycock Wed, 16/09/2009 - 19:47
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Wed, 16/09/2009 - 17:34

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Wed, 16/09/2009 - 17:34
Is this the Sir at HM Towers having a flashback to his local newspaper past?

'Dog Still Dead' Hold the front page!

What next? 'Sun goes Nova in Alpha Centuri - no local people involved!'
jiggerycock Wed, 16/09/2009 - 19:47
'Man has shit in local public convenience - we have the pix, we have the evidence!!'

What a fucking pile of (literally) shite
Blartmonster Wed, 16/09/2009 - 21:01
For fuck's sake, you could at least have added some spice to this dredging from the bottom of the barrel - like : "Daisy spotted in Grimsby eating haddock and chips with Elvis" or "Daisy spotted getting humped by Shep from Blue Peter Shocker!"???
erniemilko Thu, 17/09/2009 - 08:38
New Film out from the Simpsons starring "Bark Simpson Dancing with Wolves 2"
mike wheeler Thu, 17/09/2009 - 12:51
Speak to Dickie, he really does have the evidence. Or a link to Rate My Poo at any rate.
dandyboy Thu, 17/09/2009 - 13:12