Madonna, Lourdes, Jesus Luz and Gogol Bordello man at the Mardi Gras
Balking with Jesus
Mon, 15/02/2010 - 14:29 by Harry BowNow that Madonna has been announced as the inspiration behind Tim Burton's Mad Hatter, Jesus is trying to show his support...
Unfortunately he got the Rio Carnival mixed-up with Glastonbury - the krazee festival reveller.
Good news, however, is that it's pancake day tomorrow, so Jesus has an excuse to give up some for lent - sex with Madonna, we'd presume...
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Smelly old Madge
With her acne'd vag
Sitting all alone
On Jesus's bone
Flinging him some money
For a slurp of his honey
It won't be long
Before they're cutting a song
But I for one will not be fucking buy it.
Oh my fucking God. I don't give a rat's arse about anyone in that pic but the man with the tache. That is my ultimate live music hero Eugene Hutz hanging around with the Ciccone travelling circus. It makes my heart sink into my boots. I love (d) that man. Oh well.....I can't choose his friends for him I suppose....
On the right inside, standing near Jeeez is the man from the 118. Shoot him.
for once it's Jesus who looks like a right numpty.
Or the cantina scene in Star Wars...
looks like a scene out of chalum's cantina.
looks like a scene out of chalum's cantina.
Or the cantina scene in Star Wars...
for once it's Jesus who looks like a right numpty.
On the right inside, standing near Jeeez is the man from the 118. Shoot him.
Oh my fucking God. I don't give a rat's arse about anyone in that pic but the man with the tache. That is my ultimate live music hero Eugene Hutz hanging around with the Ciccone travelling circus. It makes my heart sink into my boots. I love (d) that man. Oh well.....I can't choose his friends for him I suppose....
Smelly old Madge
With her acne'd vag
Sitting all alone
On Jesus's bone
Flinging him some money
For a slurp of his honey
It won't be long
Before they're cutting a song
But I for one will not be fucking buy it.