Sarah Harding arrives at the launch of Kanaloa club
Kanaloa? Yes You can!
Wed, 11/11/2009 - 11:37 by Mr. HMIn a list of 'things the world desperately needs' one entry conspicuous in it's absence was "another nightclub in London". Well readers, scream tough titties and welcome Kanaloa into your warm bosom.
Created in a joint effort by Girls Aloud's Sarah Harding and the people behind Mahiki (I saw some people behind Mahiki once, and they were up to no good, I can tell you) the Kanaloa club has a better chance than most of filling itself to the rafters with many a rich foreigner and a sprinkling of soap stars.
Arriving at the launch was an eclectic mix of celebs ranging from the chart topping JLS, the Sugababes, right down to the weird sight of a gurning Cilla Black.
Al that was missing was Tanya Macintosh - although it can only be a matter of time surely?
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Another postcode to mail to Mr O bin Laden, c/o Pakistani-Afghan border....
fucks sake. do celebs know we hate them?
aston JLS (whoever the fuck that it) looks like he is going through chemotherapy... what the fuck is that colour ... jesus christ
They all look terrible and sad and desperate. And where is Cilla Black going in her zipped-up jacket. You can see her bald patch. She ought to have a word with Joanie to see where she buys her toupees.
I just opend a packet of crisps in my lunchbreak. JLS just arrived. Cunts.
When Sarah Harding has lashed herself to death?
it'll be closed within the year.
it'll be closed within the year.
When Sarah Harding has lashed herself to death?
I just opend a packet of crisps in my lunchbreak. JLS just arrived. Cunts.
They all look terrible and sad and desperate. And where is Cilla Black going in her zipped-up jacket. You can see her bald patch. She ought to have a word with Joanie to see where she buys her toupees.
aston JLS (whoever the fuck that it) looks like he is going through chemotherapy... what the fuck is that colour ... jesus christ
fucks sake. do celebs know we hate them?
Another postcode to mail to Mr O bin Laden, c/o Pakistani-Afghan border....