Kanaloa? Yes You can!
Wed, 11/11/2009 - 11:37 by Mr. HM

In a list of 'things the world desperately needs' one entry conspicuous in it's absence was "another nightclub in London". Well readers, scream tough titties and welcome Kanaloa into your warm bosom.

Created in a joint effort by Girls Aloud's Sarah Harding and the people behind Mahiki (I saw some people behind Mahiki once, and they were up to no good, I can tell you) the Kanaloa club has a better chance than most of filling itself to the rafters with many a rich foreigner and a sprinkling of soap stars.

Arriving at the launch was an eclectic mix of celebs ranging from the chart topping JLS, the Sugababes, right down to the weird sight of a gurning Cilla Black.

Al that was missing was Tanya Macintosh - although it can only be a matter of time surely?

  • Another postcode to mail to Mr O bin Laden, c/o Pakistani-Afghan border....

    Blartmonster Wed, 11/11/2009 - 22:58
  • fucks sake. do celebs know we hate them?

    elbow Wed, 11/11/2009 - 17:47
  • aston JLS (whoever the fuck that it) looks like he is going through chemotherapy... what the fuck is that colour ... jesus christ

    mike hunt Wed, 11/11/2009 - 16:40
  • They all look terrible and sad and desperate. And where is Cilla Black going in her zipped-up jacket. You can see her bald patch. She ought to have a word with Joanie to see where she buys her toupees.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 11/11/2009 - 16:11
  • I just opend a packet of crisps in my lunchbreak. JLS just arrived. Cunts.

    stustustudio Wed, 11/11/2009 - 14:08
  • When Sarah Harding has lashed herself to death?

    slug Wed, 11/11/2009 - 13:39
  • it'll be closed within the year.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 11/11/2009 - 12:20
  • it'll be closed within the year.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 11/11/2009 - 12:20
  • When Sarah Harding has lashed herself to death?

    slug Wed, 11/11/2009 - 13:39
  • I just opend a packet of crisps in my lunchbreak. JLS just arrived. Cunts.

    stustustudio Wed, 11/11/2009 - 14:08
  • They all look terrible and sad and desperate. And where is Cilla Black going in her zipped-up jacket. You can see her bald patch. She ought to have a word with Joanie to see where she buys her toupees.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 11/11/2009 - 16:11
  • aston JLS (whoever the fuck that it) looks like he is going through chemotherapy... what the fuck is that colour ... jesus christ

    mike hunt Wed, 11/11/2009 - 16:40
  • fucks sake. do celebs know we hate them?

    elbow Wed, 11/11/2009 - 17:47
  • Another postcode to mail to Mr O bin Laden, c/o Pakistani-Afghan border....

    Blartmonster Wed, 11/11/2009 - 22:58

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