Never Beat again
Wed, 26/08/2009 - 09:33 by HM writer
JLS know they've made it now that they've been accosted by Louis Walsh's no1 fan, Tanya McIntosh (mind you, they were mentored by Louis on the X Factor so perhaps she's using them to get closer to Walshy). And things are loooking up, she's got a different coloured bandanna on today...

Unless, in all probability, the red one has actually turned yellow from filth...

McIntosh hugged surprised JLS member JB, looking a bit like the character with a shrunken-head from Beetle Juice, outside London nightclub and twat-magnet Funky Buddha.

Meanwhile, the X Factor finalists have been given an official warning by their management to curb their spending.

The band, who had a recent No1 with their debut single Beat Again, have fallen out over money after spending quite a lot of the advance they received after signing their recording deal.

So they've been advised to be more sensible with their money, especially since the little one just bought himself a £40,000 Audi TT with the number plate JLS...

We wonder if they could be given an official warning for bad taste...

  • Looks like HE should be wearing the Bandana!

    britt.read Thu, 15/10/2009 - 15:02
  • What is on that bloke's head? Shit? When they lay a curly wurly on his napper, do they do it like when they put the shamrock on a guinness?

    Blartmonster Thu, 27/08/2009 - 09:05
  • Nothing against JLS, especially not my raging chubby but wtf are they encouraging that spazzmo harris for. She's nowt but a bungalow-head, who is probably on DLA high rate mobility and high rate care and i bet she's got a Freedom pass! Sponging twatter..

    malachysdad Wed, 26/08/2009 - 10:59
  • This unwashed window licker wants putting away.

    Henry_McCarty Wed, 26/08/2009 - 10:31
  • jls aren't very good.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 26/08/2009 - 10:25
  • 15 years ago, they'd have been buying XR4i's, or god forbid, XR2s. The sorts car of the discerning hairdresser......

    Blartmonster Wed, 26/08/2009 - 10:12
  • JLS, fuck me. They went looking for this divvy tramp bird for an autograph - right? Audi TT eh? Pity he wasn't in So Solid Crew 7 years ago when they were buying Audi TT's - it was THE car of UK Garage - apparently..!

    kwebb Wed, 26/08/2009 - 10:08
  • JLS, fuck me. They went looking for this divvy tramp bird for an autograph - right? Audi TT eh? Pity he wasn't in So Solid Crew 7 years ago when they were buying Audi TT's - it was THE car of UK Garage - apparently..!

    kwebb Wed, 26/08/2009 - 10:08
  • 15 years ago, they'd have been buying XR4i's, or god forbid, XR2s. The sorts car of the discerning hairdresser......

    Blartmonster Wed, 26/08/2009 - 10:12
  • jls aren't very good.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 26/08/2009 - 10:25
  • This unwashed window licker wants putting away.

    Henry_McCarty Wed, 26/08/2009 - 10:31
  • Nothing against JLS, especially not my raging chubby but wtf are they encouraging that spazzmo harris for. She's nowt but a bungalow-head, who is probably on DLA high rate mobility and high rate care and i bet she's got a Freedom pass! Sponging twatter..

    malachysdad Wed, 26/08/2009 - 10:59
  • What is on that bloke's head? Shit? When they lay a curly wurly on his napper, do they do it like when they put the shamrock on a guinness?

    Blartmonster Thu, 27/08/2009 - 09:05
  • Looks like HE should be wearing the Bandana!

    britt.read Thu, 15/10/2009 - 15:02

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