Jocelyn Wildenstein and Lloyd Klein in NYC
Feline fine, looking like shit...
Thu, 08/10/2009 - 08:40 by HM writerChantelle Houghton Jocelyn Wildenstein was looking quite startled (but then we realised that's the only facial expression she has left) as she went out in New York with her 100% straight designer boyfriend. She was obviously keen to outdo Chantelle Houghton, who was looking a bit 'Bride of Frankenstein' herself last night, and curled her fur hair and wore a very low-cut top for the occasion...
Chantelle Jocelyn was also doing her best to prevent her eyes from slipping into the back of her skull or being eaten by the rest of her face.
She was accompanied by her lover *shudders* Lloyd Klein to restaurant Le Cirque restaraunt where she ordered her saucer of milk which she drank through a straw.
Warning to Chantelle; stop now! Because you'll never look this good...
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Christ, she looks like she's having a severe allergic reaction to something. You know your plastic surgery has gone a bit wrong when people's reaction to you is to jab you with an epipen.
That's fucking horrific, but what the fuck does he think he looks like? Magnum fucking PI?
Im assuming she's filthy rich and he's very very interested in crochet work
Does anyone think she looks like chaka khan?
I'm surprised Sol Campbell hasn't dated her yet.
Is it humanly (or felinely) possible to see through your own cheekbones.....which is where this one is going?
More of these them, please.
Fuck off Aslan!!
Fuck off Aslan!!
More of these them, please.
Is it humanly (or felinely) possible to see through your own cheekbones.....which is where this one is going?
I'm surprised Sol Campbell hasn't dated her yet.
Does anyone think she looks like chaka khan?
Im assuming she's filthy rich and he's very very interested in crochet work
That's fucking horrific, but what the fuck does he think he looks like? Magnum fucking PI?
Christ, she looks like she's having a severe allergic reaction to something. You know your plastic surgery has gone a bit wrong when people's reaction to you is to jab you with an epipen.