Chantelle Jocelyn was also doing her best to prevent her eyes from slipping into the back of her skull or being eaten by the rest of her face.
She was accompanied by her lover *shudders* Lloyd Klein to restaurant Le Cirque restaraunt where she ordered her saucer of milk which she drank through a straw.
Warning to Chantelle; stop now! Because you'll never look this good...
WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Carla Bruni morphing into the Bride of Frankenstein
Chantelle Houghton goes out to Funky Buddha, possibly releasing album
Chantelle Houghton goes out to May Fair hotel, may have previously enjoyed a bit of coll
Courtney Love calls Jocelyn Wildenstein 'freaky'
Chanelle and Chantelle enter worst shoe awards ever and come joint first
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
Ronnie Wood visits the country with girlfriend, look like murderers
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler get sexy for W Magazine ahead of Bounty Hunter release
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
What is so damn great about Blighty?
COMMENTS (8)
Fuck off Aslan!!
More of
thesethem, please.Is it humanly (or felinely) possible to see through your own cheekbones.....which is where this one is going?
I'm surprised Sol Campbell hasn't dated her yet.
Does anyone think she looks like chaka khan?
Im assuming she's filthy rich and he's very very interested in crochet work
That's fucking horrific, but what the fuck does he think he looks like? Magnum fucking PI?
Christ, she looks like she's having a severe allergic reaction to something. You know your plastic surgery has gone a bit wrong when people's reaction to you is to jab you with an epipen.