Jocelyn Wildenstein leaves Mr Chow in LA

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Jocelyn Wildenstein and Lloyd Klein at Mr Chow in LA

LOSE YOUR LUNCH FRIDAY!

Fri, 11/09/2009 - 11:12 by HM writer

The Bride of Frankenstein was looking good for 105 at Mr Chow last night, where she was probably fed through a straw with the help from boyfriend Lloyd Klein (he's a brave man, a very brave man). Just another million or so on surgery and she'll get there eventually...

Jocelyn Wildenstein, who is actually 69 and has spent an estimated £2,750,000 on cosmetic surgery (is that all??) to look "more feline", was out and in Beverly Hills putting diners off their food in Mr Chow (even though she's probably best suited behind protective glass surrounded by 'DO NOT FEED' and 'ENTER AT YOUR OWN PERIL' signs...

She was accompanied by her boyfriend, designer Lloyd Klein, who was accused a few months ago of allegedly assaulting friend David Pearce "completely naked and intoxicated". But we doubt Wildenstein can afford to be too picky when it comes to prospective partners...

Welcome back, Lose Your Lunch Friday!

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Comments

And her boyfriend looks so pleased with himself......
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Sat, 12/09/2009 - 11:05
it certainly is loose your lunch Friday isnt it, I am gagging as I type this!
dancingworm Sat, 12/09/2009 - 07:11
She looks like a Barbie that sat too close to the fucking open fire. How the FUCK can that look in the mirror every day and think "Fuck, I look GREAT!" ?
Blartmonster Fri, 11/09/2009 - 20:59
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Fri, 11/09/2009 - 17:22
She's ace. She looks like yoghurt bar with lips. I need to lick her. Strawberry flavoured woman.
TheDukers Fri, 11/09/2009 - 15:06
FUCKING.................. HELL............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
GossipGirlxoxo Fri, 11/09/2009 - 14:17
She should just count herself lucky George Galloway wasn't in the area.
dandyboy Fri, 11/09/2009 - 14:07
This is who Katie Price is slowly morphing into....
kermits Fri, 11/09/2009 - 14:04
Did that lassie from Lionel Richie's 'Hello' video sculpt that vile creature...
malachysdad Fri, 11/09/2009 - 13:30
I bet they do it doggy (or catty)
aciddrops Fri, 11/09/2009 - 13:16
Would
FabioCockrockington Fri, 11/09/2009 - 12:53
I'm amazed she hasn't been stoned and thrown in the nearest pond to see if she floats...that is the ultimate monument to idiotic vanity ( or blind sculpture using playdoh )
erniemilko Fri, 11/09/2009 - 12:38
Now this is just plain wrong on so many levels!

The only positive one can draw from it is it makes Simon Weston feel good about himself
jiggerycock Fri, 11/09/2009 - 12:09

Now this is just plain wrong on so many levels!

The only positive one can draw from it is it makes Simon Weston feel good about himself
jiggerycock Fri, 11/09/2009 - 12:09
I'm amazed she hasn't been stoned and thrown in the nearest pond to see if she floats...that is the ultimate monument to idiotic vanity ( or blind sculpture using playdoh )
erniemilko Fri, 11/09/2009 - 12:38
Would
FabioCockrockington Fri, 11/09/2009 - 12:53
I bet they do it doggy (or catty)
aciddrops Fri, 11/09/2009 - 13:16
Did that lassie from Lionel Richie's 'Hello' video sculpt that vile creature...
malachysdad Fri, 11/09/2009 - 13:30
This is who Katie Price is slowly morphing into....
kermits Fri, 11/09/2009 - 14:04
She should just count herself lucky George Galloway wasn't in the area.
dandyboy Fri, 11/09/2009 - 14:07
FUCKING.................. HELL............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
GossipGirlxoxo Fri, 11/09/2009 - 14:17
She's ace. She looks like yoghurt bar with lips. I need to lick her. Strawberry flavoured woman.
TheDukers Fri, 11/09/2009 - 15:06
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Fri, 11/09/2009 - 17:22
She looks like a Barbie that sat too close to the fucking open fire. How the FUCK can that look in the mirror every day and think "Fuck, I look GREAT!" ?
Blartmonster Fri, 11/09/2009 - 20:59
it certainly is loose your lunch Friday isnt it, I am gagging as I type this!
dancingworm Sat, 12/09/2009 - 07:11
And her boyfriend looks so pleased with himself......
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Sat, 12/09/2009 - 11:05