Jodie Marsh claims Katie Price can't horse ride and is thick as shit

Pot, Kettle, black

Tue, 27/10/2009 - 15:50 by HM writer

Oh Jodie Marsh, we've missed you. The ever demure and mild mannered Marsh has had a go at Katie Price, possibly while addressing her own reflection in the mirror, to claim she pouts too much, she can't ride, she's probably crap in bed and she's thick as shit...

Yes, Marsh told Zoo magazine (the gamour!) has jumped on the anit-Jordan bandwagon to complain:

"What does Jordan do on a horse? Dressage. Trots around, that’s all she does. She doesn’t jump, she doesn’t do f**k all. She just sits on it, poses and pouts."

Coming from someone who draws on her own pout and fives shades too dark...

She added:

"I started horse riding again recently and I haven’t ridden since I was 14. So I’ve got on it after 17 years, and it’s a beast. I cantered him, galloped him and got over proper jumps."

Then she decided to just attack Katie Price in general, by adding:

"She’s [Katie's] not good in bed – she doesn’t know what she’s doing. She’s as cold as ice, she’s got hardly any friends and she’s thick as shit! I think anyone who wants to be with Jordan is a bit weird in the first place."

We think we've just exploded from the hypopcrisy...

Jodie Marsh pictures, Jodie Marsh, Katie Price

Comments

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jamestics Thu, 22/04/2010 - 06:54
www.therealjodiemarsh.com

anyone got any other links to pass away an extremely quiet afternoon at the desk? Anything on Jodie? Anything?
mcfuck Thu, 29/10/2009 - 14:18
stop getting shitty about my spelling get over it, its still looks like the word weard and it is weard that you fink spelling is as important as you make it out to be!
dancingworm Thu, 29/10/2009 - 04:29
"Yes, Marsh told Zoo magazine (the gamour!) has jumped on the anit-Jordan bandwagon to complain:"

Do you spell check anything anymore...I know this is sad and pedantic but you do write things for a living.
gibber Wed, 28/10/2009 - 22:21
I thought Meryl was more Daily Sport than Daily Mail
Blartmonster Wed, 28/10/2009 - 19:39
About time Marsh piped up with her tupenny's worth. I was starting to wonder why she hadn't tried to make any cash Price's divorce yet.
mynicehat Wed, 28/10/2009 - 13:34
How about we just put these two in an empty swimming pool with various knives, axes, hammers, etc attached to the walls and they can have a fight to the death set to the music that was playing from Star Trek when Kirk & Spock had to fight each other....Dah Dah Dah Dah Dah Dah Dah Dah Dadadadah !!
MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 28/10/2009 - 12:09
Oh Meryl, you get more and more Daily Mail every day.
dickiedaviseyes Wed, 28/10/2009 - 12:00
Up here in this strange Northern hemisphere place, we call it weird. How weird that you of all people can't spell it
merylhighground Wed, 28/10/2009 - 00:11
I would rather look at the horses then there Putty moulded faces. The horses are prettier then them by far. I used to Ride as well but I did not have the pleasure of buying a push button pony like they probably do. I did it the hard way by having to train a horse to go forward etc etc. And you at the top saying girls ride to have orgasms. Yes you are weard and that is a weard comment but Most of the people on here want to kill everyone so welcome to the weardness.
dancingworm Wed, 28/10/2009 - 00:03
By Christ I'd like to hit Jordan repeatedly about the face and body with a cricket bat.
gago Tue, 27/10/2009 - 18:52
Dantheman's right, but neither of the horses deserve it
The Gunt Tue, 27/10/2009 - 18:13
What do you call an animal with a cunt halfway up its back? Katie Price's horse....
Blartmonster Tue, 27/10/2009 - 18:10
I've got a My Little Pony here. Can I watch?
Blartmonster Tue, 27/10/2009 - 18:09
Is it that weird "face AIDS" I've been hearing about ?
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 27/10/2009 - 18:06
Fair enough, I'm off down the local stables....
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 27/10/2009 - 18:05
Good AIDS or bad AIDS?
jiggerycock Tue, 27/10/2009 - 18:02
4 different pics out of the 18
BonnyWill Tue, 27/10/2009 - 17:40
Even the horses look bored silly
jiggerycock Tue, 27/10/2009 - 17:14
comment of the year above, ladies and gentlemen.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 27/10/2009 - 17:13
are they not siamese twins anyway?? Or at least genetic mutations of the same primordial mound of gormless vacuous shite??
erniemilko Tue, 27/10/2009 - 17:04
I recon they are both going to get aids
Dantheman Tue, 27/10/2009 - 17:00
Pot, Kettle, Black.....
chriswah Tue, 27/10/2009 - 16:59
Jordan actually looks normal for a change, next to her.
blaxa Tue, 27/10/2009 - 16:58
They need to play a game of horseback chicken. With any luck, they'll crash into each other really hard and they meld together in one perfectly dreadful mass of fake tits and fake lips and fake arses. Then, horrified by its own hideous mutated form, the Jordan/Jodie conglomerate form will run away into hiding in the deepest darkest forests of Scotland, never to be seen again.
tescopop Tue, 27/10/2009 - 16:53
if i didn't know her better, i'd say she was being deliberately contentious there.

lets see them settle it at cheltenham.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 27/10/2009 - 16:46
JOUST! JOUST! JOUST!
eight Tue, 27/10/2009 - 16:24
"What does Jordan do on a horse? Dressage. Trots around, that’s all she does. She doesn’t jump, she doesn’t do f**k all. She just sits on it, poses and pouts."

I've always assumed women/girls rode horses to get an orgasm? Am I sick? That's why pubescent girls like it? They feel all lovely after a bit of a canter?

OK - you can ban me. This is too weird a comment.
stella ah trois Tue, 27/10/2009 - 16:19

"What does Jordan do on a horse? Dressage. Trots around, that’s all she does. She doesn’t jump, she doesn’t do f**k all. She just sits on it, poses and pouts."

I've always assumed women/girls rode horses to get an orgasm? Am I sick? That's why pubescent girls like it? They feel all lovely after a bit of a canter?

OK - you can ban me. This is too weird a comment.
stella ah trois Tue, 27/10/2009 - 16:19
JOUST! JOUST! JOUST!
eight Tue, 27/10/2009 - 16:24
if i didn't know her better, i'd say she was being deliberately contentious there.

lets see them settle it at cheltenham.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 27/10/2009 - 16:46
They need to play a game of horseback chicken. With any luck, they'll crash into each other really hard and they meld together in one perfectly dreadful mass of fake tits and fake lips and fake arses. Then, horrified by its own hideous mutated form, the Jordan/Jodie conglomerate form will run away into hiding in the deepest darkest forests of Scotland, never to be seen again.
tescopop Tue, 27/10/2009 - 16:53
Jordan actually looks normal for a change, next to her.
blaxa Tue, 27/10/2009 - 16:58
Pot, Kettle, Black.....
chriswah Tue, 27/10/2009 - 16:59
I recon they are both going to get aids
Dantheman Tue, 27/10/2009 - 17:00
are they not siamese twins anyway?? Or at least genetic mutations of the same primordial mound of gormless vacuous shite??
erniemilko Tue, 27/10/2009 - 17:04
comment of the year above, ladies and gentlemen.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 27/10/2009 - 17:13
Even the horses look bored silly
jiggerycock Tue, 27/10/2009 - 17:14
4 different pics out of the 18
BonnyWill Tue, 27/10/2009 - 17:40
Good AIDS or bad AIDS?
jiggerycock Tue, 27/10/2009 - 18:02
Fair enough, I'm off down the local stables....
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 27/10/2009 - 18:05
Is it that weird "face AIDS" I've been hearing about ?
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 27/10/2009 - 18:06
I've got a My Little Pony here. Can I watch?
Blartmonster Tue, 27/10/2009 - 18:09
What do you call an animal with a cunt halfway up its back? Katie Price's horse....
Blartmonster Tue, 27/10/2009 - 18:10
Dantheman's right, but neither of the horses deserve it
The Gunt Tue, 27/10/2009 - 18:13
By Christ I'd like to hit Jordan repeatedly about the face and body with a cricket bat.
gago Tue, 27/10/2009 - 18:52
I would rather look at the horses then there Putty moulded faces. The horses are prettier then them by far. I used to Ride as well but I did not have the pleasure of buying a push button pony like they probably do. I did it the hard way by having to train a horse to go forward etc etc. And you at the top saying girls ride to have orgasms. Yes you are weard and that is a weard comment but Most of the people on here want to kill everyone so welcome to the weardness.
dancingworm Wed, 28/10/2009 - 00:03
Up here in this strange Northern hemisphere place, we call it weird. How weird that you of all people can't spell it
merylhighground Wed, 28/10/2009 - 00:11
Oh Meryl, you get more and more Daily Mail every day.
dickiedaviseyes Wed, 28/10/2009 - 12:00
How about we just put these two in an empty swimming pool with various knives, axes, hammers, etc attached to the walls and they can have a fight to the death set to the music that was playing from Star Trek when Kirk & Spock had to fight each other....Dah Dah Dah Dah Dah Dah Dah Dah Dadadadah !!
MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 28/10/2009 - 12:09
About time Marsh piped up with her tupenny's worth. I was starting to wonder why she hadn't tried to make any cash Price's divorce yet.
mynicehat Wed, 28/10/2009 - 13:34
I thought Meryl was more Daily Sport than Daily Mail
Blartmonster Wed, 28/10/2009 - 19:39
"Yes, Marsh told Zoo magazine (the gamour!) has jumped on the anit-Jordan bandwagon to complain:"

Do you spell check anything anymore...I know this is sad and pedantic but you do write things for a living.
gibber Wed, 28/10/2009 - 22:21
stop getting shitty about my spelling get over it, its still looks like the word weard and it is weard that you fink spelling is as important as you make it out to be!
dancingworm Thu, 29/10/2009 - 04:29
www.therealjodiemarsh.com

anyone got any other links to pass away an extremely quiet afternoon at the desk? Anything on Jodie? Anything?
mcfuck Thu, 29/10/2009 - 14:18
betting system
I’m impressed, you know what you’re talking about
http://www.racingsecrets.biz
jamestics Thu, 22/04/2010 - 06:54