Yes, Marsh told Zoo magazine (the gamour!) has jumped on the anit-Jordan bandwagon to complain:
"What does Jordan do on a horse? Dressage. Trots around, that’s all she does. She doesn’t jump, she doesn’t do f**k all. She just sits on it, poses and pouts."
Coming from someone who draws on her own pout and fives shades too dark...
She added:
"I started horse riding again recently and I haven’t ridden since I was 14. So I’ve got on it after 17 years, and it’s a beast. I cantered him, galloped him and got over proper jumps."
Then she decided to just attack Katie Price in general, by adding:
"She’s [Katie's] not good in bed – she doesn’t know what she’s doing. She’s as cold as ice, she’s got hardly any friends and she’s thick as shit! I think anyone who wants to be with Jordan is a bit weird in the first place."
We think we've just exploded from the hypopcrisy...
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COMMENTS (27)
"What does Jordan do on a horse? Dressage. Trots around, that’s all she does. She doesn’t jump, she doesn’t do f**k all. She just sits on it, poses and pouts."
I've always assumed women/girls rode horses to get an orgasm? Am I sick? That's why pubescent girls like it? They feel all lovely after a bit of a canter?
OK - you can ban me. This is too weird a comment.
Fair enough, I'm off down the local stables....
I've got a My Little Pony here. Can I watch?
JOUST! JOUST! JOUST!
if i didn't know her better, i'd say she was being deliberately contentious there.
lets see them settle it at cheltenham.
They need to play a game of horseback chicken. With any luck, they'll crash into each other really hard and they meld together in one perfectly dreadful mass of fake tits and fake lips and fake arses. Then, horrified by its own hideous mutated form, the Jordan/Jodie conglomerate form will run away into hiding in the deepest darkest forests of Scotland, never to be seen again.
are they not siamese twins anyway?? Or at least genetic mutations of the same primordial mound of gormless vacuous shite??
Jordan actually looks normal for a change, next to her.
Pot, Kettle, Black.....
I recon they are both going to get aids