Still, it's lovely to see her again. I feel as though we all die a little inside whenever Jodie disappears from our lives. Those tattoos though, jesus CHRIST they are like stickers from a kinder egg!
The Heat Magazine exhibition is a collection of all the iconic (their words) celebrity portraits that have been published over the years. Contrary to popular opinion, I quite like Heat magazine especially Boiled Hilton. It's just the lame, HM ripoff website I can't stand - they can go fuck themselves.
Jodie - it's LOVELY to see you again - don't be a stranger (couldn't be stranger if she tried etc)!
WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Cheeky Girls celebrate their 27th Birthday in Dublin
Jodie Marsh claims Katie Price can't horse ride and is thick as shit
Jodie Marsh claims Katie Price can't horse ride and is thick as shit
Look what they've done to themselves! A gallery of bad celeb tattoos
Jodie Marsh outdoes herself in the unsexy stakes
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
Ronnie Wood visits the country with girlfriend, look like murderers
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler get sexy for W Magazine ahead of Bounty Hunter release
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
What is so damn great about Blighty?
COMMENTS (31)
LOL!!! Check out the comedy nose!!!
She's put make-up on the end of it.
I hope that, by the time I have a daughter, these vapid sluts will all have died of fake-tit-poisoning, and there will be some role models out there. As it is, 'glamour model' is an ambition for young girls right now, and it makes me feel a bit ill.
I have a daughter... but I'm mindful of how society changes... in the 20's such people were all the rage, then a modesty kicked in and a more puritanical sense of self-respect took over, helped by the fact that the rich lazy 20's set lost all their money.
I think by the time my daughter hits 16 attitudes might be different.
Once Jordan implodes, the lure of fake slutty celeb fame will not be such a strong one.
I'm an optimist though. Who knows how it'll pan out.
I try hard to raise my daughter well, to have a bit more respect for herself!
It's all you can do really, isn't it!?
I really hope so, Panda. Every time I read an article like '30% of girls aged 11 want boob job' or 'Glamour model comes top in schoolgirls' career ambitions' or even just something passing, like a 16 year old saying "I just wanna be faaaayyyymus" it makes me feel really sad.
anyone see gm tv this morning? 15 year old girl wants to be jordan. getting the tit job soon as she turns 16. these clunts have a lot to answer for.
See, that's what I'm talking about. It's fucking insane. When I was 15 I wanted to be a lawyer.
when i was 15 i just wanted to lose my end.
I've got two daughters, and although it'll be a while before they start asking about boob jobs (mind you if they develop like their mother it'll be a reduction that they need....), but can't help remembering the female 'role models' when we were growing up. Amanda de Cadenet all seems a bit tame now doesn't she?
When I was 15 I was masturbating furiously.