Is Brian Belo a retard??? and what about his eyes? is he what you call a Black albino?

She is so effortlessly REPULSIVE, yet she hasn't got a clue....

And how desperate do you have to be to turn yourself into a clone of Jordan? And she's put bronzer on the end of her nose. For fuck's sake. In terms of looks she's down there with Gest, his doppleganger Gloeckenfucker and that modern day Medusa Jordan.

She's put make-up on the end of it.

What
A
Fucking
Pig

I've seen better tattoos in Russian gulags done by junkies with a wind-up needle - seriously check out "Mark of Cain" for proof.

She's gonna wind up serving at the Big Red on Holloway Road the way she's going.

Also since when were there Saguaro Cactus on the A127??

Irwin deserved it

Fucking stingrays. Murdering BASTARDS.

Fuck me she looks like she's got a fucking stingray for a nose !

When I was 15 I was masturbating furiously.

Jodie Marsh is the greatest woman who ever lived.

Bring back your blog Jodie, you old slag!

Fuckin' hell, cop that shiny nosed arse-rag. Calling "Mrs Coco the Cunty Clown".

Is that Alan Carr or Joe Pascually (sp?) on her arm?

I think it was originally the A12, she's added the 7.

Or rather, someone has drunkenly added a number 7, by the looks of it.

She's going down the Gilbert and George road of performance art!

Juxtaposing a cartoon version of feminimity with tattoos a docker may consider 'a bit out there', Ms Marsh constructs an overall gestalt which says not only 'I am' but also 'I may be'

Expect Charles Saatchi to buy her, stuff her and put her on display.

I've got two daughters, and although it'll be a while before they start asking about boob jobs (mind you if they develop like their mother it'll be a reduction that they need....), but can't help remembering the female 'role models' when we were growing up. Amanda de Cadenet all seems a bit tame now doesn't she?

Woop! She's back! Call me old-fashioned/a desperate cunt, but I'd still take her up the A127. But probably more interested in seeing the all-new Heat Magazine s[h]ite that's a direct HM rip-off. But they're 'tinkering' with it at the moment and 'adding even more super celebrity gossip' - I, literally, cannot wait...

X Factor dancer dude!

A127 is the road from London to Southend via Brentwood. An awful road with no class whatsoever. Am i missing something? Celeb photos? Who is Brian Freedman? Am i missing something? is he off some tv show?

Fuck me, has she actually put blusher on the end of her nose?

What a builder's elbow nosed cunt!

when i was 15 i just wanted to lose my end.

See, that's what I'm talking about. It's fucking insane. When I was 15 I wanted to be a lawyer.

it's like a stream of consciousness running down her arm. though i use the word in its loosest possible sense.

what is the significance of the A127 then?

anyone see gm tv this morning? 15 year old girl wants to be jordan. getting the tit job soon as she turns 16. these clunts have a lot to answer for.

I really hope so, Panda. Every time I read an article like '30% of girls aged 11 want boob job' or 'Glamour model comes top in schoolgirls' career ambitions' or even just something passing, like a 16 year old saying "I just wanna be faaaayyyymus" it makes me feel really sad.

I have a daughter... but I'm mindful of how society changes... in the 20's such people were all the rage, then a modesty kicked in and a more puritanical sense of self-respect took over, helped by the fact that the rich lazy 20's set lost all their money.

I think by the time my daughter hits 16 attitudes might be different.

Once Jordan implodes, the lure of fake slutty celeb fame will not be such a strong one.

I'm an optimist though. Who knows how it'll pan out.

I try hard to raise my daughter well, to have a bit more respect for herself!

It's all you can do really, isn't it!?

Is she still a faux lesbo?

I hope that, by the time I have a daughter, these vapid sluts will all have died of fake-tit-poisoning, and there will be some role models out there. As it is, 'glamour model' is an ambition for young girls right now, and it makes me feel a bit ill.