Joe Jackson appeared on Larry King Live yesterday and gave one of the weirdest, creepiest interviews I've ever seen. Seriously, the guy denied abuse, readt etxt messages out, accused AEG of murder and basically acted 100% exactly as you'd imagine.

As you can see, he spent the majority of the interview denying abusing Michael, even denying he was separated from his wife.

He refuted claims that he is planning on pushing Michael's kids into music and also that the concert organiser AEG was responsible for Michael's death.

i.e. AMAZING TELEVISION.

If this were an episode of Colombo, you'd see joe in the opening scene and spend the whole show just going "He can't be the murderer - too obvious, such a cliche man!" before they revealed it was the librarian. Only in real life - THERE IS NO LIBRARIAN. *cue dramatic gopher gif*

Look at those pictures and tell me you wouldn't like him tucking you in at night. MMmmmm...