Oh dear. Another Gareth Gates but this time without even a stutter to distinguish him. He'd better get interesting real quick otherwise the tabloids will get bored and without them he's fucked. If the records don't sell he might have to marry Preston (or Subo).

"Cunt" по-русски - это "пизда"

Stella darling have you been at the vodka again ? x

Как сказать 'cunt' по-русски? x

would that still be( technically ) a cosh ??

It's not a cosh, it's a hollow receptacle for storing his rohypnol and chloroform

Ok so we now know who the lady in question is, the next thing I'd like to clear up is why he appears to be holding a cosh ?

its his daughter Rosanna Davison, former Miss World...

However - I think that the girl in the picture with him is his daughter- yes, really.
She won Miss Ireland- ( obviously gets her looks from her mum then)

UKIP ? I must have missed them, were they the band with the fuck-ugly cube shaped amy winehouse looking "rapper" ?

UKIP = BNP in suits. That figures, you right wing reactionary old slapper - answers a lot of questions now,...

I am so glad this shite is finally over- everyone knows it is not a contest of talent, it's self promotion for 4 "judges" and everyone is more interested in the Minogue's hairdos every week than two numpties from Essex or South Shields who are decent karaokes performers. Fucking Yawn Yawn Yawn !!

It's over. Can you drop the whole embarrassing saga now please HM. It's extremely unlikely anyone on this site gives a fuck about this crap. Move along, move along, nothing to see here. Unless the winner is caught shagging a horse/OAP/Cheryl Cole. Then and only then will this shit become a story.

I voted for UKIP.

Oh, am I bit early for Mr Cowell's next venture?

How the fuck does that utter cunt Price keep getting invited to all this shit? That ginger twat from Gurls Alowd also needs to fucking cheer up, I mean, I know she's not blessed with much but FFS

Chris De Burgh = Keith the cunt from accounts who thinks a novelty tie makes him interesting.

I voted for Olly :(