Why? Aye!
Mon, 14/12/2009 - 09:30 by Mr. HM

Joe McElderry, Cheryl Cole in male form, beat Olly Murs to win X Factor last night infront of an estimated audience of 20million and a good sprinkling of celebs.

Whilst it may not have been a vintage year for talent (bit odd that all the papers are talking about Joe's Hollywood career after he won a music competition) it's been a great year for controversy - most of which we can't write about!

Robbie Williams managed to fuck up BOTH of his performances, Whitney Houston gave it some proper mental, Lady Gaga performed in a bath and Simon Cowell got more than 3000 nutcases phoning OFCOM to complain about him keeping Jedward in over Lucie Jones.

Last night's final was a good old celeb fest with Katie Price turning up with Alex Reid, various Girls Aloud and the best EVER... Chris De burgh in the picture that just keeps on giving. The Tie! The Hair! The Height! The Lady in Red!

Watch all our X Factor interviews here!

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    ken tate Wed, 16/12/2009 - 00:16
  • Oh dear. Another Gareth Gates but this time without even a stutter to distinguish him. He'd better get interesting real quick otherwise the tabloids will get bored and without them he's fucked. If the records don't sell he might have to marry Preston (or Subo).

    PuddyTwat Tue, 15/12/2009 - 01:22
  • "Cunt" по-русски - это "пизда"

    Blartmonster Mon, 14/12/2009 - 19:45
  • Stella darling have you been at the vodka again ? x

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 14/12/2009 - 16:50
  • Как сказать 'cunt' по-русски? x

    stella ah trois Mon, 14/12/2009 - 16:47
  • would that still be( technically ) a cosh ??

    the flange Mon, 14/12/2009 - 15:50
  • It's not a cosh, it's a hollow receptacle for storing his rohypnol and chloroform

    Blartmonster Mon, 14/12/2009 - 15:11
  • Ok so we now know who the lady in question is, the next thing I'd like to clear up is why he appears to be holding a cosh ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 14/12/2009 - 15:02
  • its his daughter Rosanna Davison, former Miss World...

    Sauce_Pot Mon, 14/12/2009 - 15:00
  • However - I think that the girl in the picture with him is his daughter- yes, really.
    She won Miss Ireland- ( obviously gets her looks from her mum then)

    the flange Mon, 14/12/2009 - 14:27
  • UKIP ? I must have missed them, were they the band with the fuck-ugly cube shaped amy winehouse looking "rapper" ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 14/12/2009 - 14:02
  • UKIP = BNP in suits. That figures, you right wing reactionary old slapper - answers a lot of questions now,...

    Blartmonster Mon, 14/12/2009 - 13:49
  • I am so glad this shite is finally over- everyone knows it is not a contest of talent, it's self promotion for 4 "judges" and everyone is more interested in the Minogue's hairdos every week than two numpties from Essex or South Shields who are decent karaokes performers. Fucking Yawn Yawn Yawn !!

    kermits Mon, 14/12/2009 - 13:40
  • It's over. Can you drop the whole embarrassing saga now please HM. It's extremely unlikely anyone on this site gives a fuck about this crap. Move along, move along, nothing to see here. Unless the winner is caught shagging a horse/OAP/Cheryl Cole. Then and only then will this shit become a story.

    charl25 Mon, 14/12/2009 - 12:58
  • I voted for UKIP.

    Oh, am I bit early for Mr Cowell's next venture?

    stella ah trois Mon, 14/12/2009 - 12:37
  • How the fuck does that utter cunt Price keep getting invited to all this shit? That ginger twat from Gurls Alowd also needs to fucking cheer up, I mean, I know she's not blessed with much but FFS

    Blartmonster Mon, 14/12/2009 - 10:14
  • Chris De Burgh = Keith the cunt from accounts who thinks a novelty tie makes him interesting.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 14/12/2009 - 10:09
  • I voted for Olly :(

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 14/12/2009 - 10:08
  • Gay twat wins cuntfest, voted for by vapid bell ends. The perfect HM story.

    aaaargh Mon, 14/12/2009 - 10:03
  • Gay twat wins cuntfest, voted for by vapid bell ends. The perfect HM story.

    aaaargh Mon, 14/12/2009 - 10:03
  • I voted for Olly :(

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 14/12/2009 - 10:08
  • Chris De Burgh = Keith the cunt from accounts who thinks a novelty tie makes him interesting.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 14/12/2009 - 10:09
  • How the fuck does that utter cunt Price keep getting invited to all this shit? That ginger twat from Gurls Alowd also needs to fucking cheer up, I mean, I know she's not blessed with much but FFS

    Blartmonster Mon, 14/12/2009 - 10:14
  • I voted for UKIP.

    Oh, am I bit early for Mr Cowell's next venture?

    stella ah trois Mon, 14/12/2009 - 12:37
  • It's over. Can you drop the whole embarrassing saga now please HM. It's extremely unlikely anyone on this site gives a fuck about this crap. Move along, move along, nothing to see here. Unless the winner is caught shagging a horse/OAP/Cheryl Cole. Then and only then will this shit become a story.

    charl25 Mon, 14/12/2009 - 12:58
  • I am so glad this shite is finally over- everyone knows it is not a contest of talent, it's self promotion for 4 "judges" and everyone is more interested in the Minogue's hairdos every week than two numpties from Essex or South Shields who are decent karaokes performers. Fucking Yawn Yawn Yawn !!

    kermits Mon, 14/12/2009 - 13:40
  • UKIP = BNP in suits. That figures, you right wing reactionary old slapper - answers a lot of questions now,...

    Blartmonster Mon, 14/12/2009 - 13:49
  • UKIP ? I must have missed them, were they the band with the fuck-ugly cube shaped amy winehouse looking "rapper" ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 14/12/2009 - 14:02
  • However - I think that the girl in the picture with him is his daughter- yes, really.
    She won Miss Ireland- ( obviously gets her looks from her mum then)

    the flange Mon, 14/12/2009 - 14:27
  • its his daughter Rosanna Davison, former Miss World...

    Sauce_Pot Mon, 14/12/2009 - 15:00
  • Ok so we now know who the lady in question is, the next thing I'd like to clear up is why he appears to be holding a cosh ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 14/12/2009 - 15:02
  • It's not a cosh, it's a hollow receptacle for storing his rohypnol and chloroform

    Blartmonster Mon, 14/12/2009 - 15:11
  • would that still be( technically ) a cosh ??

    the flange Mon, 14/12/2009 - 15:50
  • Как сказать 'cunt' по-русски? x

    stella ah trois Mon, 14/12/2009 - 16:47
  • Stella darling have you been at the vodka again ? x

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 14/12/2009 - 16:50
  • "Cunt" по-русски - это "пизда"

    Blartmonster Mon, 14/12/2009 - 19:45
  • Oh dear. Another Gareth Gates but this time without even a stutter to distinguish him. He'd better get interesting real quick otherwise the tabloids will get bored and without them he's fucked. If the records don't sell he might have to marry Preston (or Subo).

    PuddyTwat Tue, 15/12/2009 - 01:22
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    ken tate Wed, 16/12/2009 - 00:16

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