Torched Wood
Wed, 24/02/2010 - 16:00 by HM writer

John Barrowman was wearing enough fake tan to make Alex Reid look like Nicola Roberts as he left the BBC studios with his wheelie suitcase yesterday afternoon. Has he been rubbing foreheads with him? Or visiting the same tanning salon as Bianca Gascoigne? Sound the slow news alarm...

And elsewhere in Europe, Antonio Banderas was looking more like Seasick Steve meets Matthew Kelly in Barecelona.

Anyway, we just wanted an excuse to play this:

 

*wells up*

  • Basturmating probably.

    angrykid Fri, 26/03/2010 - 07:12
  • I thought he was barefoot. His shoes look exactly like the skin on his face. He's the colour of a roast chicken. What's he been doing? Basting himself?

    PuddyTwat Fri, 26/02/2010 - 14:02
  • No it's what they call being a closet homo

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 25/02/2010 - 12:10
  • Sun damage!!!

    DeccaQuinne Thu, 25/02/2010 - 03:44
  • hE LoOks lIkE He DOeSn'T HavE AnY MAkeUp on...

    angrykid Wed, 24/02/2010 - 19:20
  • according to my gay friend, i'm gay but i just don't know it yet. is this what they call 'grooming'?

    switch Wed, 24/02/2010 - 18:20
  • Perhaps the tan is not so much to do with fake tan as to the fact that he has just returned from 2 weeks in the Caribbean. Anyway, he looks good as usual.

    emerald Wed, 24/02/2010 - 17:20
  • My friend's friend's cousin's sister's husband can confirm this fact. If there is any dispute that is.

    stella ah trois Wed, 24/02/2010 - 17:12
  • He's gay you know

    jiggerycock Wed, 24/02/2010 - 16:29
  • He's gay you know

    jiggerycock Wed, 24/02/2010 - 16:29
  • My friend's friend's cousin's sister's husband can confirm this fact. If there is any dispute that is.

    stella ah trois Wed, 24/02/2010 - 17:12
  • Perhaps the tan is not so much to do with fake tan as to the fact that he has just returned from 2 weeks in the Caribbean. Anyway, he looks good as usual.

    emerald Wed, 24/02/2010 - 17:20
  • according to my gay friend, i'm gay but i just don't know it yet. is this what they call 'grooming'?

    switch Wed, 24/02/2010 - 18:20
  • hE LoOks lIkE He DOeSn'T HavE AnY MAkeUp on...

    angrykid Wed, 24/02/2010 - 19:20
  • Sun damage!!!

    DeccaQuinne Thu, 25/02/2010 - 03:44
  • No it's what they call being a closet homo

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 25/02/2010 - 12:10
  • I thought he was barefoot. His shoes look exactly like the skin on his face. He's the colour of a roast chicken. What's he been doing? Basting himself?

    PuddyTwat Fri, 26/02/2010 - 14:02
  • Basturmating probably.

    angrykid Fri, 26/03/2010 - 07:12

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