John Galliano has Sex and the City stylist jump to his defence after racist remarks

John Galliano with (possible) pal Charlize Theron

How very Galliant of her

Wed, 02/03/2011 - 14:08 by John Hill

We've seen some pretty heavy condemnation of John Galliano in the last few days, admittedly not enormously surprising given that he openly declared his love for genocidal dictator Adolf Hitler after a few crème de menthe (why didn't he just go with Gaddafi? Same kind of thing, but much more topical), but still, doesn't everyone deserve a chance?

Yes John, of course they do. See? Hitler wouldn't have given you that, would he? Plus, he gassed and shot quite a few homosexuals as far as we remember, so there's a possibility you wouldn't have even been able to declare your love in the first place. What a Grandfather paradox this whole mixed up situation's turned out to be.

So who's the brave little soldier jumping to 'Jerry' Galliano's defence? It's Patricia Field of course! You know her, she's the one who designed most of the costumes for Sex and The City. Come on, you remember, she looks a bit like an American version of Vivienne Westwood. No? Us neither. Thanks wikipedia.

Anyway, here's what she had to say about JG's recent predicament. Apparently it was all an act, a hilarious drunken prank gone horribly wrong. Sure it was.

“People in fashion all they do is go and see John Galliano theater every season. That’s what he gives them. To me, this was the same except it wasn’t in a theater or in a movie. John lives in theater. It’s theater. It’s farce. But people in fashion don’t recognize the farce in it. All of a sudden they don’t know him. But it’s OK when it’s Mel Brooks’ ‘The Producers’ singing Springtime for Hitler.”

“They don’t even see the farce in it. Fashion people who know him have not come forward. They know his theater. Believe me — my name is Field — my stepfather was Jewish.”

As if that wasn't enough to clear his name single handedly, she then went onto Facebook to deliver the coup de grâce. Ha. Try and fight hard, shiny logic, you stupid fashion haters:

“Beauty, intelligence and energy would describe John as I know him. Where in this trilogy could one find hate? I ask you! My second question is…What exactly did he say? And the third is…What is really going on here??”

What is really going on here? Good question. We think it's a racist being pulled up on his extreme views, but maybe that's what he wants us to think...

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Comments

Well, that's the best excuse ever... I work with a gay jew, gonna go tell him he should be gassed, then sing something and pull out some jazz hands, that should stop me from being fired.
tamago Thu, 03/03/2011 - 09:35
He has very negroid features don't you think? < Just theatre darlings before you ban me. Just me being a thespian and you lot not having the wit to see this. I'm speaking as a woman. We are the most oppressed of people and we have to put up with men. I say gas anyone with a willy and we'd all be fine. < Is that worse than just putting racist stuff out there? All men. Mmmm
stella ah trois Wed, 02/03/2011 - 16:20
So that was the deluded biddy I saw defending him on the beeb this morning. Galliano is just a bitter, spiteful, little twerp who looks like Kid Rock's shorter, uglier brother.
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 02/03/2011 - 15:49
That's him is it?

What a fucking shorthouse!

Looks like a Scorpions roadie rather a style icon too
jiggerycock Wed, 02/03/2011 - 15:28
So he sunk a few sherberts, got himself ripped and decided to lash out. But you can't speak the words if you don't have the thoughts. Hilary Alexander's lips were very pinched this morning as she defended Mr John - if nothing else his mates are loyal but he's more fucked than Hitler's ball-sac. He only had half a penis y'know.
PuddyTwat Wed, 02/03/2011 - 15:09
I watched the video and he was leathered, still doesn't give him any excuse for what he said, revolting little man, it was said he drank nearly 2 bottles of wine before his rant - in Glasgow that is a pre-dinner drinkie, lightweight!
andiem Wed, 02/03/2011 - 14:57
Harold Pinter used to use the word 'cunt' for theatrical effect too. What a coincidence
merylhighground Wed, 02/03/2011 - 14:38
Either she's as deluded as he is.....

OR

..........

Nope! YOU DELUDED CRETINOUS COW!
And as for it being "all theatre dahhhling", tell that to my grandmother's first cousins who found themselves on a one way ticket to Belsen with the Nazis transferring all available funds from their accounts.

Oh and if Naughty Uncle Adolf had won the war, I'd be fucked.
As I'm both Jewish AND a faygala.
But that'd be OK with JG as I'm not ugly (apparently!), just the wrong race.
There's just no pleasing some people!
whothehellamiagain Wed, 02/03/2011 - 14:22

Either she's as deluded as he is.....

OR

..........

Nope! YOU DELUDED CRETINOUS COW!
And as for it being "all theatre dahhhling", tell that to my grandmother's first cousins who found themselves on a one way ticket to Belsen with the Nazis transferring all available funds from their accounts.

Oh and if Naughty Uncle Adolf had won the war, I'd be fucked.
As I'm both Jewish AND a faygala.
But that'd be OK with JG as I'm not ugly (apparently!), just the wrong race.
There's just no pleasing some people!
whothehellamiagain Wed, 02/03/2011 - 14:22
Harold Pinter used to use the word 'cunt' for theatrical effect too. What a coincidence
merylhighground Wed, 02/03/2011 - 14:38
I watched the video and he was leathered, still doesn't give him any excuse for what he said, revolting little man, it was said he drank nearly 2 bottles of wine before his rant - in Glasgow that is a pre-dinner drinkie, lightweight!
andiem Wed, 02/03/2011 - 14:57
So he sunk a few sherberts, got himself ripped and decided to lash out. But you can't speak the words if you don't have the thoughts. Hilary Alexander's lips were very pinched this morning as she defended Mr John - if nothing else his mates are loyal but he's more fucked than Hitler's ball-sac. He only had half a penis y'know.
PuddyTwat Wed, 02/03/2011 - 15:09
That's him is it?

What a fucking shorthouse!

Looks like a Scorpions roadie rather a style icon too
jiggerycock Wed, 02/03/2011 - 15:28
So that was the deluded biddy I saw defending him on the beeb this morning. Galliano is just a bitter, spiteful, little twerp who looks like Kid Rock's shorter, uglier brother.
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 02/03/2011 - 15:49
He has very negroid features don't you think? < Just theatre darlings before you ban me. Just me being a thespian and you lot not having the wit to see this. I'm speaking as a woman. We are the most oppressed of people and we have to put up with men. I say gas anyone with a willy and we'd all be fine. < Is that worse than just putting racist stuff out there? All men. Mmmm
stella ah trois Wed, 02/03/2011 - 16:20
Well, that's the best excuse ever... I work with a gay jew, gonna go tell him he should be gassed, then sing something and pull out some jazz hands, that should stop me from being fired.
tamago Thu, 03/03/2011 - 09:35