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Sun, 31/01/2010 - 09:20 by Mr. HM

According to most of the Sunday papers, England and Chelsea captain John Terry allegedly got the ex-girlfriend of teammate Wayne Bridge pregnant last year.

The reports come after a "super" injunction was lifted, allowing newspapers to report on details of the alleged affair. Funny thing was, before Terry and his bigshot lawyers sent out an injunction to all and sundry (including Holy Moly), no-one had the first fucking clue about any of it. Thank you lawyers!

The full stories are all on the News of The World (who have also printed a picture of him leaving the woman's house) and Sunday Mirror.

Sources extremely close to the Chelsea team told Holy Moly that John sat on the team bus "in bits" as he read the papers on the way to their match against Burnley. Terry got the winning goal, but then again he's used to scoring away from home etc - not sure if he dived into the box or not etc.

I have a sneaking suspicion we have found our very own Tiger Woods and that this story is far from over... At least we haven't got a World Cup coming up or anything... 

  • You might get a judge with a sense of irony and end up sharing a cell with Pete Doherty....

    slug Mon, 01/02/2010 - 12:14
  • ..and there is always the danger that Beckham might be on the plane. Confronted with his wife, I know where I'd draw the line.

    slug Mon, 01/02/2010 - 12:12
  • And next time you get such a missive, just publish and be damned. Where are your balls, man? We'd have a whip round and send you fruit cakes with files inside.

    stella ah trois Mon, 01/02/2010 - 10:45
  • Mr Ah Trois says it will all be alright cos Bridges is crap so won't make the World Cup squad. Then MJ's plan should be implemented. Except for Colleen. She's probably still a bit baggy and milky - might put him off his play.

    stella ah trois Mon, 01/02/2010 - 10:42
  • All the press got the injunction, she got Max Clifford and everyone else gets to feel faintly nauseous. How depressingly familiar. How long before Murdoch gets nervous about stoking up discontentment in the national footie side before a World Cup and offers Terry and Bridge large sums to tell the story in their own words and gloss everything over?

    By the way Mr HM, nice going, if you got the injunction as well, it means you're in the big leagues now!

    slug Mon, 01/02/2010 - 10:18
  • The man is the consummate professional, even with all this personal trauma that he's going through he still comes up with the goods and scores the winning goal. Maybe he should work his way through all the England players wives in South Africa next year and then he could win the world cup single handedly.

    John Terry for world president !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 01/02/2010 - 10:09
  • And then the bastard went and scored on the pitch! How shit must the poor sap whose woman he stole feel? If I was him I'd be down Mosside enquiring about a magnum...and I ain't talking ice-cream.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 01/02/2010 - 09:50
  • I couldn't give a tuppeny stuff about Terry, the effect on England's chances in the World Cup or the duplicitous morality of journalists whose own marriage vows may wilt under closer scrutiny.

    As usual, my concern is to highlight the stupidity of the hard of thinking coming out with the nonspeak of 'he's a role model inneee?' Tell you what Britain, lets abdicate all responsibility for bringing up our kids and just put a loop tape of Match Of The Day in front of them shall we?

    ....or give the world back to the cockroaches 'because we're just blowing it spectacularly as a species.

    jiggerycock Mon, 01/02/2010 - 09:40
  • What's brown and kills babies?

    A. John Terry's wallet.

    Ithangyou.

    BonnyWill Mon, 01/02/2010 - 08:42
  • I have just read the News of the World coverage. The aroma/stench of 'Sanctimonious' by Murdoch was almost overpowering.

    stella ah trois Sun, 31/01/2010 - 18:25
  • Ah, John Terry, MUFC player of the season 2007-08. Happy days!

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Sun, 31/01/2010 - 14:28
  • Ah, John Terry, MUFC player of the season 2007-08. Happy days!

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Sun, 31/01/2010 - 14:28
  • I have just read the News of the World coverage. The aroma/stench of 'Sanctimonious' by Murdoch was almost overpowering.

    stella ah trois Sun, 31/01/2010 - 18:25
  • What's brown and kills babies?

    A. John Terry's wallet.

    Ithangyou.

    BonnyWill Mon, 01/02/2010 - 08:42
  • I couldn't give a tuppeny stuff about Terry, the effect on England's chances in the World Cup or the duplicitous morality of journalists whose own marriage vows may wilt under closer scrutiny.

    As usual, my concern is to highlight the stupidity of the hard of thinking coming out with the nonspeak of 'he's a role model inneee?' Tell you what Britain, lets abdicate all responsibility for bringing up our kids and just put a loop tape of Match Of The Day in front of them shall we?

    ....or give the world back to the cockroaches 'because we're just blowing it spectacularly as a species.

    jiggerycock Mon, 01/02/2010 - 09:40
  • And then the bastard went and scored on the pitch! How shit must the poor sap whose woman he stole feel? If I was him I'd be down Mosside enquiring about a magnum...and I ain't talking ice-cream.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 01/02/2010 - 09:50
  • The man is the consummate professional, even with all this personal trauma that he's going through he still comes up with the goods and scores the winning goal. Maybe he should work his way through all the England players wives in South Africa next year and then he could win the world cup single handedly.

    John Terry for world president !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 01/02/2010 - 10:09
  • All the press got the injunction, she got Max Clifford and everyone else gets to feel faintly nauseous. How depressingly familiar. How long before Murdoch gets nervous about stoking up discontentment in the national footie side before a World Cup and offers Terry and Bridge large sums to tell the story in their own words and gloss everything over?

    By the way Mr HM, nice going, if you got the injunction as well, it means you're in the big leagues now!

    slug Mon, 01/02/2010 - 10:18
  • Mr Ah Trois says it will all be alright cos Bridges is crap so won't make the World Cup squad. Then MJ's plan should be implemented. Except for Colleen. She's probably still a bit baggy and milky - might put him off his play.

    stella ah trois Mon, 01/02/2010 - 10:42
  • And next time you get such a missive, just publish and be damned. Where are your balls, man? We'd have a whip round and send you fruit cakes with files inside.

    stella ah trois Mon, 01/02/2010 - 10:45
  • ..and there is always the danger that Beckham might be on the plane. Confronted with his wife, I know where I'd draw the line.

    slug Mon, 01/02/2010 - 12:12
  • You might get a judge with a sense of irony and end up sharing a cell with Pete Doherty....

    slug Mon, 01/02/2010 - 12:14

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