John Travolta allegedly visiting gay spas, world flabbergasted

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Thu, 02/09/2010 - 09:13 by HM writer

Absolutely ridiculous rumours are flying around this morning alleging that John Travolta could be gay because he's been engaging in "lewd sex acts" with OTHER MEN in secret "gay spas". How totally ludicrous and whoever next? Wil*name removed by lawyer*...

The second most trustworthy news source after the Daily Star The National Enquirer are claiming that Travolta has been cheating on his wife Kelly Preston of 19 years, who is currently pregnant with their third child.

It's being alleged that the actor is part of Hollywood's "secret gay spa subculture" where he has engaged in "lewd sex acts with other men" on numerous occasions. We wonder if To*name removed by lawyer*...

Author of the intriguingly titled memoir 'You'll Never Spa in This Town Again' Robert Randolph has told the US publication:

"John Travolta has been cheating on Kelly for years! And when the details emerge, he's gonna make Tiger Woods look like a boy scout."

*Gulps*

Still no word on whether he's had the world's worst hair transplant or not though......

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Comments

Summer fling, don't mean a thing, but uh-oh those summer nights
Su Pollard Thu, 02/09/2010 - 19:59
This absurd story reminds me of the time I overhead a complete stranger describe a dream they once had about Travolta and Wahkeen Phoenix.

Apparently the two of them were in a film together and were making out (in the dream that is) like nobody's business.

Then the stranger laughed at how UTTERLY ridiculous some dreams can be. Must admit I had a chuckle myself. Why, the very idea I thought.

What next? It's almost as daft as thinking that William Hague might be gay. I dunno. The things people come up with eh?
PuddyTwat Thu, 02/09/2010 - 13:38
Would this be the same Jarman park named after Derek Jarman, inovative British gay film maker?

The irony......
whothehellamiagain Thu, 02/09/2010 - 11:25
Chris Myers HAS been a busy boy then!
Look, as long as Kelly Preston doesn't mind.......
Believe me, the wives ALWAYS know.
whothehellamiagain Thu, 02/09/2010 - 11:23
Best rumour I heard about John Travolta is that a few years ago he tasked his people with finding the best gay John Travolta look-a-likes on the planet, he then organised a finale and picked out his favourite one.....and he's been fucking him ever since !
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 02/09/2010 - 11:09
They were just on a fact-finding tour of venues for London 2012.
bellendercarlisle Thu, 02/09/2010 - 11:07
What WAS that story about William Hague and Sebastian Coe wrestling in Jeffrey Archer's basement gym ?
Just a random memory bubbling up from the past.
arthurport Thu, 02/09/2010 - 10:42
Not in Jarman Park, surely.

The chavs would piss in it, then dump their Tesco shopping trolleys in the residue.

Amersham? Now you're talking!
jiggerycock Thu, 02/09/2010 - 10:23
There's a branch of Secret Gay Spa Subculture opening in Hemel Hempstead apparently
Raging Hardon Thu, 02/09/2010 - 09:47
Has he been visiting William Hague's office?
dandyboy Thu, 02/09/2010 - 09:28

Has he been visiting William Hague's office?
dandyboy Thu, 02/09/2010 - 09:28
There's a branch of Secret Gay Spa Subculture opening in Hemel Hempstead apparently
Raging Hardon Thu, 02/09/2010 - 09:47
Not in Jarman Park, surely.

The chavs would piss in it, then dump their Tesco shopping trolleys in the residue.

Amersham? Now you're talking!
jiggerycock Thu, 02/09/2010 - 10:23
What WAS that story about William Hague and Sebastian Coe wrestling in Jeffrey Archer's basement gym ?
Just a random memory bubbling up from the past.
arthurport Thu, 02/09/2010 - 10:42
They were just on a fact-finding tour of venues for London 2012.
bellendercarlisle Thu, 02/09/2010 - 11:07
Best rumour I heard about John Travolta is that a few years ago he tasked his people with finding the best gay John Travolta look-a-likes on the planet, he then organised a finale and picked out his favourite one.....and he's been fucking him ever since !
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 02/09/2010 - 11:09
Chris Myers HAS been a busy boy then!
Look, as long as Kelly Preston doesn't mind.......
Believe me, the wives ALWAYS know.
whothehellamiagain Thu, 02/09/2010 - 11:23
Would this be the same Jarman park named after Derek Jarman, inovative British gay film maker?

The irony......
whothehellamiagain Thu, 02/09/2010 - 11:25
This absurd story reminds me of the time I overhead a complete stranger describe a dream they once had about Travolta and Wahkeen Phoenix.

Apparently the two of them were in a film together and were making out (in the dream that is) like nobody's business.

Then the stranger laughed at how UTTERLY ridiculous some dreams can be. Must admit I had a chuckle myself. Why, the very idea I thought.

What next? It's almost as daft as thinking that William Hague might be gay. I dunno. The things people come up with eh?
PuddyTwat Thu, 02/09/2010 - 13:38
Summer fling, don't mean a thing, but uh-oh those summer nights
Su Pollard Thu, 02/09/2010 - 19:59