John Waters' next film pretty much wrote itself at the From Paris With Love premiere last night as the cult director was joined on the red carpet by an interesting array of stars...

Looking like they'd been playing a bit of face/hair/off, John Travolta and Jonathan Rhys Meyers hit the premiere of From Paris With Love, a film about "a young employee in the office of the US Ambassador who hooks up with an American spy looking to stop a terrorist attack in the city". Well, if you can't trust a Scientologist and a former alcoholic who's dipped his cock in Lindsay Lohan to save the world, who can you?

Moving along, we've also got Nikki Blonsky (pic 3), the Hairspray star best known for getting in a brawl with an America's Next Top Model contestant at a Caribbean airport last year. Both ended up getting charged with assault, along with their families who joined in with the scrap - and Nikki's still sporting the black-eyes today.

There was also Kathleen Turner, who once declared; "I know there are nights when I have power, when I could put on something and walk in somewhere, and if there is a man who doesn't look at me, it's because he's gay." She could've perhaps tried testing out that theory on some of her fellow guests last night last night - although, to be honest, it's probably the other way these days, love.

And then we've got Ice T and his stunning wife Coco, a walking display of air-brushing who wrote Jodie Marsh's Bible. Truly incredible.

Too bad the last ever series of Big Brother finishes today really...

FYI, John's hair grew back awfully quick after filming wrapped