Everyone's known there's more hair on Jordan's fanny than John's head since about 1976 - so stop walking around with a bright chestnut hessian hairmop mate - you look fucking ridiculous.
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COMMENTS (10)
More rug than rugged.
I loved this story and the headline was brill.
What he ought to do is use that felt-tip he's holding in picture 4 to colour in the netting. And wouldn't you have loved to have been a fly on the wall to see the twists and turns everyone took in NOT gazing at the wig?
hair are your aerials, that is why bald men are so uptight.
travolta plays a baldy in his new flick, doesn't he? i thought he'd finally ditched the syrup.
Why do old blokes always for a rug with a gingerish tinge? Just doesn't make sense. You look like a fucking spaz already with a ridiculous syrup, so which compound it by going for the silliest colour? Sir Elton take note!
Wow! Am I really the only person who didn't know John Travolta wore a wig???
Nice to know the use of aertex is not limited to secondary school girls' PE tops.
Who gives a fuck - men grow old, hair falls out. Women grow old, tits hit the floor
john travolta gives a fuck
Maybe travolta should go to B&Q for some NO-NAILS
This looks quite ridiculous! I really think he should pay more attention next time when his buying Wigs. Pfff! He is an excellent actor but not such a fashionable one. :P
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