Follicle Hell!
Thu, 11/02/2010 - 13:24 by Mr. HM

Weave-tastic!  John Travolta really needs to give up the hair-ghost doesn't he?

Everyone's known there's more hair on Jordan's fanny than John's head since about 1976 - so stop walking around with a bright chestnut hessian hairmop mate - you look fucking ridiculous.

  • Now that's just plain sad! And John Travolta used to be so cool. I can still picture him in Saturday Night Fever, walking down the street.

    And it doesn't have to be like this. I bought myself wigs, and I would never let happen to me what happened to dear old John.

    I feel I should send him a Dear John letter!

    nicoleao Tue, 23/11/2010 - 13:00
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    imwilliam Mon, 18/10/2010 - 12:51
  • Yup he should pay more attention next time when he buying wig..

    mariacooper Sat, 28/08/2010 - 10:40
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    anuj123 Sat, 05/06/2010 - 14:14
  • This looks quite ridiculous! I really think he should pay more attention next time when his buying Wigs. Pfff! He is an excellent actor but not such a fashionable one. :P

    AliceWonderland Sat, 20/02/2010 - 23:16
  • Maybe travolta should go to B&Q for some NO-NAILS

    JOHNRBUK Fri, 12/02/2010 - 12:52
  • john travolta gives a fuck

    switch Fri, 12/02/2010 - 11:01
  • Who gives a fuck - men grow old, hair falls out. Women grow old, tits hit the floor

    koshmar Fri, 12/02/2010 - 00:28
  • Nice to know the use of aertex is not limited to secondary school girls' PE tops.

    shitthebed Thu, 11/02/2010 - 22:05
  • Wow! Am I really the only person who didn't know John Travolta wore a wig???

    goldengirlno13 Thu, 11/02/2010 - 21:54
  • Why do old blokes always for a rug with a gingerish tinge? Just doesn't make sense. You look like a fucking spaz already with a ridiculous syrup, so which compound it by going for the silliest colour? Sir Elton take note!

    Stramash Thu, 11/02/2010 - 17:20
  • hair are your aerials, that is why bald men are so uptight.

    travolta plays a baldy in his new flick, doesn't he? i thought he'd finally ditched the syrup.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 11/02/2010 - 15:21
  • More rug than rugged.
    I loved this story and the headline was brill.
    What he ought to do is use that felt-tip he's holding in picture 4 to colour in the netting. And wouldn't you have loved to have been a fly on the wall to see the twists and turns everyone took in NOT gazing at the wig?

    PuddyTwat Thu, 11/02/2010 - 14:07
  • More rug than rugged.
    I loved this story and the headline was brill.
    What he ought to do is use that felt-tip he's holding in picture 4 to colour in the netting. And wouldn't you have loved to have been a fly on the wall to see the twists and turns everyone took in NOT gazing at the wig?

    PuddyTwat Thu, 11/02/2010 - 14:07
  • hair are your aerials, that is why bald men are so uptight.

    travolta plays a baldy in his new flick, doesn't he? i thought he'd finally ditched the syrup.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 11/02/2010 - 15:21
  • Why do old blokes always for a rug with a gingerish tinge? Just doesn't make sense. You look like a fucking spaz already with a ridiculous syrup, so which compound it by going for the silliest colour? Sir Elton take note!

    Stramash Thu, 11/02/2010 - 17:20
  • Wow! Am I really the only person who didn't know John Travolta wore a wig???

    goldengirlno13 Thu, 11/02/2010 - 21:54
  • Nice to know the use of aertex is not limited to secondary school girls' PE tops.

    shitthebed Thu, 11/02/2010 - 22:05
  • Who gives a fuck - men grow old, hair falls out. Women grow old, tits hit the floor

    koshmar Fri, 12/02/2010 - 00:28
  • john travolta gives a fuck

    switch Fri, 12/02/2010 - 11:01
  • Maybe travolta should go to B&Q for some NO-NAILS

    JOHNRBUK Fri, 12/02/2010 - 12:52
  • This looks quite ridiculous! I really think he should pay more attention next time when his buying Wigs. Pfff! He is an excellent actor but not such a fashionable one. :P

    AliceWonderland Sat, 20/02/2010 - 23:16
  • Micro Ring technique is the smallest and most undetectable Hair Extensions technique available which combines soft or fine strands of natural hair with the extension hair.Micro-ring / Clip-in / Human hair extension

    anuj123 Sat, 05/06/2010 - 14:14
  • Yup he should pay more attention next time when he buying wig..

    mariacooper Sat, 28/08/2010 - 10:40
  • I believe that the finest wigs in the world are the human hair wig, especially human hair wigs that are made from European hair, they are really superb and tend to be more expensive than the rest, but outlast and offer value for money more than any available. Human Hair Wig

    imwilliam Mon, 18/10/2010 - 12:51
  • Now that's just plain sad! And John Travolta used to be so cool. I can still picture him in Saturday Night Fever, walking down the street.

    And it doesn't have to be like this. I bought myself wigs, and I would never let happen to me what happened to dear old John.

    I feel I should send him a Dear John letter!

    nicoleao Tue, 23/11/2010 - 13:00

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