Johnny Borrell and miserable friends leave Mahiki
I wish I could be somewhere else
Wed, 19/08/2009 - 10:04 by Drake Scorpio
Just look how devastated these two people are to be sharing a cab with Johnny Borrell! The three happy campers were spotted leaving Mahiki in London and it looks like either Johnny has let out the stinkiest fart in history or they’re all off to commit group suicide.
Johnny really should be considering ending it all just for that hat and the others have just realised that they won’t be able to show their faces in polite society again after being pictured with the Living Penis.
Look – the girl’s already got a tie wrapped round her throat and is just phoning ahead to make sure there’s a suitable tree to hang herself from…
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Bloke in the middle: "Davinia. You promised me Beanie Bowen would be there tonight. It's my turn to shag her too. It's all SO unfair."
Henry Conway - knitwear muse. KNITWEAR MUSE!
This is what we'll do with him later, the cunt
Two more faces in the series "Faces I'd Never Tire Of Repeatedly Punching" - nos 144 and 145 respectively. Johnny boy is in there already.....
He's got that 'Jimmy Nail vacant fizzog' thing going hasn't he?
Looks like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades
"I SAY - did some mother-fucker say par-tay?!"
The after-party was a pretty wild affair
The after-party was a pretty wild affair
"I SAY - did some mother-fucker say par-tay?!"
He's got that 'Jimmy Nail vacant fizzog' thing going hasn't he?
Looks like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades
Two more faces in the series "Faces I'd Never Tire Of Repeatedly Punching" - nos 144 and 145 respectively. Johnny boy is in there already.....
This is what we'll do with him later, the cunt
Henry Conway - knitwear muse. KNITWEAR MUSE!
Bloke in the middle: "Davinia. You promised me Beanie Bowen would be there tonight. It's my turn to shag her too. It's all SO unfair."
This is my first time i visit here. I found so many interesting stuff in your blog especially its discussion. From the tons of comments on your articles, I guess I am not the only one having all the enjoyment here! keep up the good work.
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