I wish I could be somewhere else
Wed, 19/08/2009 - 10:04 by Drake Scorpio
Just look how devastated these two people are to be sharing a cab with Johnny Borrell! The three happy campers were spotted leaving Mahiki in London and it looks like either Johnny has let out the stinkiest fart in history or they’re all off to commit group suicide.

Johnny really should be considering ending it all just for that hat and the others have just realised that they won’t be able to show their faces in polite society again after being pictured with the Living Penis.

Look – the girl’s already got a tie wrapped round her throat and is just phoning ahead to make sure there’s a suitable tree to hang herself from…

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    weartear820 Wed, 18/08/2010 - 11:09
  • Bloke in the middle: "Davinia. You promised me Beanie Bowen would be there tonight. It's my turn to shag her too. It's all SO unfair."

    kwebb Thu, 20/08/2009 - 09:18
  • Henry Conway - knitwear muse. KNITWEAR MUSE!

    pennycentury Wed, 19/08/2009 - 18:14
  • This is what we'll do with him later, the cunt

    Blartmonster Wed, 19/08/2009 - 17:51
  • Two more faces in the series "Faces I'd Never Tire Of Repeatedly Punching" - nos 144 and 145 respectively. Johnny boy is in there already.....

    Blartmonster Wed, 19/08/2009 - 11:26
  • He's got that 'Jimmy Nail vacant fizzog' thing going hasn't he?

    Looks like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades

    jiggerycock Wed, 19/08/2009 - 10:53
  • "I SAY - did some mother-fucker say par-tay?!"

    kwebb Wed, 19/08/2009 - 10:52
  • The after-party was a pretty wild affair

    unclebullshit Wed, 19/08/2009 - 10:32
  • The after-party was a pretty wild affair

    unclebullshit Wed, 19/08/2009 - 10:32
  • "I SAY - did some mother-fucker say par-tay?!"

    kwebb Wed, 19/08/2009 - 10:52
  • He's got that 'Jimmy Nail vacant fizzog' thing going hasn't he?

    Looks like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades

    jiggerycock Wed, 19/08/2009 - 10:53
  • Two more faces in the series "Faces I'd Never Tire Of Repeatedly Punching" - nos 144 and 145 respectively. Johnny boy is in there already.....

    Blartmonster Wed, 19/08/2009 - 11:26
  • This is what we'll do with him later, the cunt

    Blartmonster Wed, 19/08/2009 - 17:51
  • Henry Conway - knitwear muse. KNITWEAR MUSE!

    pennycentury Wed, 19/08/2009 - 18:14
  • Bloke in the middle: "Davinia. You promised me Beanie Bowen would be there tonight. It's my turn to shag her too. It's all SO unfair."

    kwebb Thu, 20/08/2009 - 09:18
  • This is my first time i visit here. I found so many interesting stuff in your blog especially its discussion. From the tons of comments on your articles, I guess I am not the only one having all the enjoyment here! keep up the good work.

    Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/news/are-jackson-rehearsal-photographs-fake-one-seems-be17697.html#ixzz0wx0psThj
    The best celebrity gossip site in the world.
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    weartear820 Wed, 18/08/2010 - 11:09

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