Before we fell to pieces
Thu, 22/04/2010 - 11:53 by HM writer

What's better than Jodie Marsh being back, back, back? No, not Gary Lightbody but close; Johnny Borrell. Despite his stylist brother Willy dressing him rather conservatively last night, his female friend was red-faced (quite literally) to have been seen with him...

But at least she was smiling, which is more than can be said for the people he was out with last time...

The pair were at Ronnie Scott's for Gucci's Icon-Temporary trainer shop afterparty along with Mark Ronson, Yasmin Le Bon, designer Pam Hogg, George Lamb, Jodie Harsh and Bonnie Wright.

Not even George Lamb was wearing his trademark dickie bow. Come on the Borrells, next time we expect a flower garland and pair of cowboy boots tucked into white jeans.

Good times.

Johnny Borrell

  • You really do get a good surge of pseudo violence every time you see this twat, but with Ronson as well, it makes you want to double load up with an AK74 and a few nailbombs as well

    koshmar Sat, 24/04/2010 - 14:26
  • Nothing wrong with a bit of TB-chic

    fuckwit Fri, 23/04/2010 - 10:02
  • Tubercolosis.

    shitthebed Thu, 22/04/2010 - 20:52
  • For being GQ Man of the Year or whatever does George Lamb own any other clothes? Or is he just hoping we don't notice?

    mirabellebuttersfield Thu, 22/04/2010 - 16:36
  • Just seen Mark Ronson in picture 3: What a cunt.

    dandyboy Thu, 22/04/2010 - 14:52
  • I rather like his gf. Nice rosy cheeks

    fuckwit Thu, 22/04/2010 - 13:44
  • Throw her into a menage a trois with Elle Mac and you're in 40+ heaven !

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 22/04/2010 - 13:43
  • Is the 'friend' in pic 1 trying to claw remnants of the cunt's being from her mouth?

    dandyboy Thu, 22/04/2010 - 13:13
  • The gurning twat in the red construction helmet in photo 9 is a novel addition to today's soup? I bet he makes his living cabbing round london pissing off the paps! And clearly I'm way too bored having made it as far as pic 9...groan.

    erniemilko Thu, 22/04/2010 - 13:01
  • Crikey that Yasmin Le Bon's still worth a squirt. How old is she now?

    slug Thu, 22/04/2010 - 12:14
  • Crikey that Yasmin Le Bon's still worth a squirt. How old is she now?

    slug Thu, 22/04/2010 - 12:14
  • The gurning twat in the red construction helmet in photo 9 is a novel addition to today's soup? I bet he makes his living cabbing round london pissing off the paps! And clearly I'm way too bored having made it as far as pic 9...groan.

    erniemilko Thu, 22/04/2010 - 13:01
  • Is the 'friend' in pic 1 trying to claw remnants of the cunt's being from her mouth?

    dandyboy Thu, 22/04/2010 - 13:13
  • Throw her into a menage a trois with Elle Mac and you're in 40+ heaven !

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 22/04/2010 - 13:43
  • I rather like his gf. Nice rosy cheeks

    fuckwit Thu, 22/04/2010 - 13:44
  • Just seen Mark Ronson in picture 3: What a cunt.

    dandyboy Thu, 22/04/2010 - 14:52
  • For being GQ Man of the Year or whatever does George Lamb own any other clothes? Or is he just hoping we don't notice?

    mirabellebuttersfield Thu, 22/04/2010 - 16:36
  • Tubercolosis.

    shitthebed Thu, 22/04/2010 - 20:52
  • Nothing wrong with a bit of TB-chic

    fuckwit Fri, 23/04/2010 - 10:02
  • You really do get a good surge of pseudo violence every time you see this twat, but with Ronson as well, it makes you want to double load up with an AK74 and a few nailbombs as well

    koshmar Sat, 24/04/2010 - 14:26

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