(Punched) up all night
Wed, 23/09/2009 - 09:39 by Metrosexual

Razorlight frontman Johnny Borrell, the least popular man in "showbiz", has been embroiled in a ruck outside "trendy nightspot" (ie over priced doss house for d-listers) Bungalow 8. We're amazed he isn't assaulted in the street more often.

Sadly though it looks like it's all good natured "horseplay."

Look at their cheery faces! Still, we're sure a couple of those "jokey" punches must have had a bit of heft behind them. You wouldn't be able to stop yourself would you? Ka-pow! Poor old Johnny's got a face you'd never tire of smacking...

He kept things "real" by rounding his antics off with a trip to Tesco's for a snack, where the lady at the checkout kicked him in the nuts and told him all his songs are shit.

Not really :(

 

 

  • That can in no way or manner be called a man. I've seen more fucking balls on a 15 week old kitten

    Blartmonster Wed, 23/09/2009 - 19:12
  • If I was a copper I would have nicked him for being drunk and in charge of a pigeon chest, by God the man is a feather weight, someone get some pies into him, he could get blown away by a gust of wind

    scone Wed, 23/09/2009 - 13:55
  • damn- i thought he was going to become one of the statistics involved in London's youth death rate

    the flange Wed, 23/09/2009 - 12:45
  • Gayer than one of Elton John's feather boas.

    pandakiller Wed, 23/09/2009 - 12:28
  • Is he wearing his Mums blouse?

    chriswah Wed, 23/09/2009 - 10:40
  • Now there's a face that's sucked a lot of dicks.

    youjizzmoppers Wed, 23/09/2009 - 10:02
  • "These hands, these hands eh? what - Philip, these hands have killed."

    kwebb Wed, 23/09/2009 - 10:02
  • He looks like Miss Jones

    I bet Rigsby is getting a hard-on as we speak, except he's a fictional character and Leonard Rossiter is dead - look just fuck off will you, I didn't ask you to come looking for an easy answer from me to this one.

    jiggerycock Wed, 23/09/2009 - 09:48
  • He looks like Miss Jones

    I bet Rigsby is getting a hard-on as we speak, except he's a fictional character and Leonard Rossiter is dead - look just fuck off will you, I didn't ask you to come looking for an easy answer from me to this one.

    jiggerycock Wed, 23/09/2009 - 09:48
  • "These hands, these hands eh? what - Philip, these hands have killed."

    kwebb Wed, 23/09/2009 - 10:02
  • Now there's a face that's sucked a lot of dicks.

    youjizzmoppers Wed, 23/09/2009 - 10:02
  • Is he wearing his Mums blouse?

    chriswah Wed, 23/09/2009 - 10:40
  • Gayer than one of Elton John's feather boas.

    pandakiller Wed, 23/09/2009 - 12:28
  • damn- i thought he was going to become one of the statistics involved in London's youth death rate

    the flange Wed, 23/09/2009 - 12:45
  • If I was a copper I would have nicked him for being drunk and in charge of a pigeon chest, by God the man is a feather weight, someone get some pies into him, he could get blown away by a gust of wind

    scone Wed, 23/09/2009 - 13:55
  • That can in no way or manner be called a man. I've seen more fucking balls on a 15 week old kitten

    Blartmonster Wed, 23/09/2009 - 19:12

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