Johnny Borrell goons around in the street
(Punched) up all night
Wed, 23/09/2009 - 10:39 by MetrosexualRazorlight frontman Johnny Borrell, the least popular man in "showbiz", has been embroiled in a ruck outside "trendy nightspot" (ie over priced doss house for d-listers) Bungalow 8. We're amazed he isn't assaulted in the street more often.
Sadly though it looks like it's all good natured "horseplay."
Look at their cheery faces! Still, we're sure a couple of those "jokey" punches must have had a bit of heft behind them. You wouldn't be able to stop yourself would you? Ka-pow! Poor old Johnny's got a face you'd never tire of smacking...
He kept things "real" by rounding his antics off with a trip to Tesco's for a snack, where the lady at the checkout kicked him in the nuts and told him all his songs are shit.
Not really :(
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That can in no way or manner be called a man. I've seen more fucking balls on a 15 week old kitten
If I was a copper I would have nicked him for being drunk and in charge of a pigeon chest, by God the man is a feather weight, someone get some pies into him, he could get blown away by a gust of wind
damn- i thought he was going to become one of the statistics involved in London's youth death rate
Gayer than one of Elton John's feather boas.
Is he wearing his Mums blouse?
Now there's a face that's sucked a lot of dicks.
"These hands, these hands eh? what - Philip, these hands have killed."
He looks like Miss Jones
I bet Rigsby is getting a hard-on as we speak, except he's a fictional character and Leonard Rossiter is dead - look just fuck off will you, I didn't ask you to come looking for an easy answer from me to this one.
He looks like Miss Jones
I bet Rigsby is getting a hard-on as we speak, except he's a fictional character and Leonard Rossiter is dead - look just fuck off will you, I didn't ask you to come looking for an easy answer from me to this one.
"These hands, these hands eh? what - Philip, these hands have killed."
Now there's a face that's sucked a lot of dicks.
Is he wearing his Mums blouse?
Gayer than one of Elton John's feather boas.
damn- i thought he was going to become one of the statistics involved in London's youth death rate
If I was a copper I would have nicked him for being drunk and in charge of a pigeon chest, by God the man is a feather weight, someone get some pies into him, he could get blown away by a gust of wind
That can in no way or manner be called a man. I've seen more fucking balls on a 15 week old kitten