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Wed, 22/07/2009 - 08:51 by HM writer

We can finally remove our 'Missing' posters from the trees outside while we jump for joy... HM favourite Johnny Borrell has finally been spotted after what has felt like months of his absence and last being seen covering Craig Coates' cock...

Borrell, whose brother Willy had dressed him quite conservatively (gone are the John Lennon glasses, daisy chain necklace and cowboy boots), was out at Boujis in South Kensington last night, where sophistication just oozed out of the plush doors... With the likes of fashion designer Henry Holland, Martine McCutcheon and Gareth Gates.

Soup galore!

  • dead on dandyboy! LMAO! But 'fucked up', surely 'on a night out'? bacon's hardly golden boy is he?

    hacked Thu, 23/07/2009 - 15:44
  • I was thinking a very fucked up Richard Bacon.

    dandyboy Wed, 22/07/2009 - 19:21
  • He looks like an ugly monged out Dave Grohl...

    deadwings Wed, 22/07/2009 - 13:58
  • Think of the fun you could have with Borrell tied up, a scalpel and a blowtorch............

    crosby99 Wed, 22/07/2009 - 13:43
  • Nice boots, Gates.

    tescopop Wed, 22/07/2009 - 09:27
  • That face would look so good on the end of a baseball bat with lots of rusty nails in, travelling at great speed.

    dandyboy Wed, 22/07/2009 - 09:20
  • That face would look so good on the end of a baseball bat with lots of rusty nails in, travelling at great speed.

    dandyboy Wed, 22/07/2009 - 09:20
  • Nice boots, Gates.

    tescopop Wed, 22/07/2009 - 09:27
  • Think of the fun you could have with Borrell tied up, a scalpel and a blowtorch............

    crosby99 Wed, 22/07/2009 - 13:43
  • He looks like an ugly monged out Dave Grohl...

    deadwings Wed, 22/07/2009 - 13:58
  • I was thinking a very fucked up Richard Bacon.

    dandyboy Wed, 22/07/2009 - 19:21
  • dead on dandyboy! LMAO! But 'fucked up', surely 'on a night out'? bacon's hardly golden boy is he?

    hacked Thu, 23/07/2009 - 15:44

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