Amid rumours that Angelina Jolie's once again been hiding the flesh-coloured thong while shooting racy sex scenes with Johnny Depp for The Tourist, Vanessa Paradis has allegedly rushed to the film set in Venice to put his dick on a leash... No wonder the actor's doing a runner....

And it suddenly becomes clear why Johnny Depp gets paired up with Helena Bonham Carter onscreen so often - Vanessa Paradis is a very jealous woman. Angelina Jolie, on the other hand, is a very passionate method actor who would never want to compromise her talent with fakery, even if it means wrecking a happy home. So what's Johnny Depp to do?

A runner in his PJs by the look of it. Luckily he left behind a body-double who should be able to satisfy Angelina's needs.

Meanwhile, despite the fact that Butiston are still pretending to have sex, nobody has been bothering Jen's box or box office :((