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Johnny Depp has had a date with scissorhands - and other stories

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Tue, 08/12/2009 - 17:13 by Harry Bow

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Comments

And the rest, love. 'Wipe' is perhaps not the verb needed here but hey, putting it bluntly, how do women with big long nails have a wank? I'd love to know. Really. I can't believe they all have Lyle Kercher for a boyfriend so don't need to.
stella ah trois Wed, 09/12/2009 - 14:12
I say you wouldn't be able to wipe your arse very well with them claws would you.
whereswaldo Wed, 09/12/2009 - 10:53
I always have the same thought when I see women with 'finger nails', aka plastic spatulas attached to said finger nails, that extend more than a couple of mms beyond the tops of their fingers. Got chatting the other day with one such about touch screen phones. She was saying she was having real problems with hers cos of her nails. All I could think was, "That's all you're worried about?"
stella ah trois Tue, 08/12/2009 - 22:08
Hold on it looks like I've got the same shades as Johnny Depp what a fucking result!!!!! Long live Oliver Peoples.
whereswaldo Tue, 08/12/2009 - 20:16
What I want to know about Edward Scissorhands, is how the fuck the poor bastard ever went for a piss? Or, worse still, a good old Jodrell?? Bobbit please!
Blartmonster Tue, 08/12/2009 - 20:07

What I want to know about Edward Scissorhands, is how the fuck the poor bastard ever went for a piss? Or, worse still, a good old Jodrell?? Bobbit please!
Blartmonster Tue, 08/12/2009 - 20:07
Hold on it looks like I've got the same shades as Johnny Depp what a fucking result!!!!! Long live Oliver Peoples.
whereswaldo Tue, 08/12/2009 - 20:16
I always have the same thought when I see women with 'finger nails', aka plastic spatulas attached to said finger nails, that extend more than a couple of mms beyond the tops of their fingers. Got chatting the other day with one such about touch screen phones. She was saying she was having real problems with hers cos of her nails. All I could think was, "That's all you're worried about?"
stella ah trois Tue, 08/12/2009 - 22:08
I say you wouldn't be able to wipe your arse very well with them claws would you.
whereswaldo Wed, 09/12/2009 - 10:53
And the rest, love. 'Wipe' is perhaps not the verb needed here but hey, putting it bluntly, how do women with big long nails have a wank? I'd love to know. Really. I can't believe they all have Lyle Kercher for a boyfriend so don't need to.
stella ah trois Wed, 09/12/2009 - 14:12