Lock up your Granddaughter!
Tue, 03/11/2009 - 14:15 by Mr. HM

Russel Brand, George Michael and Noel Gallagher all turned out last night to pay tribute to Jonathan Ross, who was honoured by the Music Industry Trust for his contribution to new music. 

George Michael presented the award, saying:

"I've been thinking how I can put this - on my way from the Priory this evening - in the back of a lovely van - having been given day release. He added that he and Ross shared many things in common, saying: ''We still have similar aspects, we both have our own hair, we're both on TV, we're both adored by the public and Press alike. And now we've got something else in common, we've both achieved the honour of a MITs award and that's something very much to be proud of.''

 

When collecting the award, Jonathan said jokingly: 

'Wow, what a treat. George Michael, wow. I thought you were dead. And he's giving me a lift home, I can't believe my luck. I'm not fully confident I deserve this award because this honour is really just being given the chance to share something I'm passionate about, which is of course music. I'm incredibly fortunate.''

Russell Brand, who got in sorts of bother with Ross when he joked about screwing Andrew Sachs' granddaughter live on air, said:

"They can't give that man enough awards. When will Pulitzer acknowledge him and those fools from Nobel? His musical knowledge is very diverse, he knows about everything. He's an encyclopaedia of a man, without having to go door-to-door selling.''

Not sure what Gallagher said, but he's in the pictures, so no doubt paid some compliment to the bloke. Well done Jonathan.

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    jackjohn Fri, 19/02/2010 - 11:16
  • And a right royal collection of cunts that is. George fucking "greatest tits" Michael, the epitome of a twatty gay man who can't keep his cock in his pants or that of any other bloke from his fat jowled gob, he is to safe sex and drugs what Jordan is to modesty. Jonathan Ross must be known as the jammiest cunt in history, a talent void of cuntery that can only remain a mystery as to how this bastard gets paid a king's ransom for self-obsessed drivel. As for that most unfunny cunt Brand, I fail to see how women find him even remotely attractive. Blokes like him round my way would be twatted daily as a cause of community care. Encouraged to be done, actually. The fact that they both have dimwit women as partners, and Michaelopolos just has anyone with a pulse, is evidence that some people just have no fucking taste. Nailbomb, please.....

    Blartmonster Tue, 03/11/2009 - 22:23
  • Its not enough to be a cunt and make shit loads of money but you have to be honoured for being a cunt , what a loony world Planet Of The Cunts

    carbon cowboy Tue, 03/11/2009 - 19:36
  • Hark at Russell Brand
    He's quite the jaundiced star
    With jeans so tight
    His eyes bulge bright
    He can't see very far

    Still he wears his shades
    They make him hot AND cool
    The faked-up fucker has no idea
    He looks just like a tool.

    Bo-boom!

    PuddyTwat Tue, 03/11/2009 - 18:14
  • Shouldn't the Two Ronnies have won an award too? They had a musical act on their show every week.

    kwebb Tue, 03/11/2009 - 16:09
  • I like that she has committed to that hair colour for yeaaaaars. I have no idea what her face looks like, but she is instantly recognisable.

    tescopop Tue, 03/11/2009 - 15:25
  • Jonathan Ross given an award for his contribution to music is like Graham Poll being given an award for his contribution to football.

    jiggerycock Tue, 03/11/2009 - 15:19
  • Russell Brand and his tight leather pants is a sight that always disturb me...

    kermits Tue, 03/11/2009 - 15:12
  • she's what the older man might refer to as a "cracker". wonder if that's her natural hair colour.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 03/11/2009 - 14:46
  • Cunty fucking cunts

    aaaargh Tue, 03/11/2009 - 14:45
  • There is not a single person mentioned in this story who isn't a total and utter cuntbastard.

    aaaargh Tue, 03/11/2009 - 14:45
  • His wife is a most natural slut isn't she.

    BonnyWill Tue, 03/11/2009 - 14:31
  • His wife is a most natural slut isn't she.

    BonnyWill Tue, 03/11/2009 - 14:31
  • There is not a single person mentioned in this story who isn't a total and utter cuntbastard.

    aaaargh Tue, 03/11/2009 - 14:45
  • Cunty fucking cunts

    aaaargh Tue, 03/11/2009 - 14:45
  • she's what the older man might refer to as a "cracker". wonder if that's her natural hair colour.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 03/11/2009 - 14:46
  • Russell Brand and his tight leather pants is a sight that always disturb me...

    kermits Tue, 03/11/2009 - 15:12
  • Jonathan Ross given an award for his contribution to music is like Graham Poll being given an award for his contribution to football.

    jiggerycock Tue, 03/11/2009 - 15:19
  • I like that she has committed to that hair colour for yeaaaaars. I have no idea what her face looks like, but she is instantly recognisable.

    tescopop Tue, 03/11/2009 - 15:25
  • Shouldn't the Two Ronnies have won an award too? They had a musical act on their show every week.

    kwebb Tue, 03/11/2009 - 16:09
  • Hark at Russell Brand
    He's quite the jaundiced star
    With jeans so tight
    His eyes bulge bright
    He can't see very far

    Still he wears his shades
    They make him hot AND cool
    The faked-up fucker has no idea
    He looks just like a tool.

    Bo-boom!

    PuddyTwat Tue, 03/11/2009 - 18:14
  • Its not enough to be a cunt and make shit loads of money but you have to be honoured for being a cunt , what a loony world Planet Of The Cunts

    carbon cowboy Tue, 03/11/2009 - 19:36
  • And a right royal collection of cunts that is. George fucking "greatest tits" Michael, the epitome of a twatty gay man who can't keep his cock in his pants or that of any other bloke from his fat jowled gob, he is to safe sex and drugs what Jordan is to modesty. Jonathan Ross must be known as the jammiest cunt in history, a talent void of cuntery that can only remain a mystery as to how this bastard gets paid a king's ransom for self-obsessed drivel. As for that most unfunny cunt Brand, I fail to see how women find him even remotely attractive. Blokes like him round my way would be twatted daily as a cause of community care. Encouraged to be done, actually. The fact that they both have dimwit women as partners, and Michaelopolos just has anyone with a pulse, is evidence that some people just have no fucking taste. Nailbomb, please.....

    Blartmonster Tue, 03/11/2009 - 22:23
  • I must say that overall I am really impressed with this blog.It is easy to see that you are impassioned about your writing. I wish I had got your ability to write. I look forward to more updates and will be returning.
    Copyright Music

    jackjohn Fri, 19/02/2010 - 11:16
  • Excellent blog post, I look forward to reading more.

    kevin murphy

    jamessmith Mon, 15/03/2010 - 07:09
  • Las Vegas Video Production : - An active directory of the finest Las Vegas video production companies.

    jackjohn Wed, 07/04/2010 - 06:40
  • You made some good points there.I did a search on the topic and found most people will agree with your blog.Thanks
    Car DVD

    chrisharis Wed, 07/04/2010 - 11:07
  • Care Homes Shropshire Springcare have five specialised care homes within Shropshire, ranging from both residential to nursing care. All of our homes offer high quality of accommodation, care and support to both clients and resident's families.

    bawejalinks Sat, 24/07/2010 - 10:51

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