Mr Bartmonster!, You obviously are an angry man. Are you some authority in fighting? one would presume a little boxing yes?

I train in the same gym as Alex and one of his closest buddies, who is a top K1 fighter. I can categorically say that, although I do find your rants rather funny, you are mistaken on this particular occasion. Moreover, I have every confidence that Alex would quite literally box any top fighters ears in as he does have a rather quick set of hands, and a set of cajones to step into a cage.

Moreover if Mr Amir Khan was to partake in mortal combat with this guy I can tell you that his (Khan’s) life would be put to an abrupt halt, most speedily by a choke or something particularly nasty that would involve a breakage in a limb or two.

I would also like to add that Alex is a normal bloke who has been demonized by the media. He has nothing to prove as he does all his talking in the cage.

Now please count to ten, take a deep breath, and realize that you Sir are punching above your weight, that is of course unless you are Mr Calzaghe himself, or any other double hard nutter who has the Jacobs to step into a ring (boxing/K1/MMA ring that is).

PS: Please don’t get angry with me, just in case you are growling with madness at my retort, and thinking of finding my IP address, coming over to my house and killing me. I really am a nice person,really.

Jack Gold - U are the missing letter in this : C_NT.

Alex Reid wouldn't stand a fucking chance against a REAL boxer - this cagefighting shit is for cunts and wankers who can't fight properly - it's notoriously about sneaky, cheating slugging. The weediest featherweight would smack his ugly gob backwards in a real Queensberry bout.

Anyway the wannabe rapey film star hasn't fought for ages, and word on the street is that he's an overhyped no-hoper latching onto the orange slapper for publicity.

You're all a bunch of bullying, wannabe-hard wankers. Get some sort of homoerotic wank-fantasy there, did you??

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smashed to bits?????
Are you 8 or something; you fucking spangle.

Ha Ha , indeed. Such insulting words from someone who seems to be the only person on the planet to insult us dear Holy Molers for daring to dislike these two horrendous users up of valuable air.
If Jack would only take time to discover " irony" , then he may actually realise that his wishful boast that """" I was there - you lot dont know anything about it""""""""""""" makes YOU dear Jack the ultimate cunt for being there in the first place.
A big cage fighter fan are we??
Oh, only recently then- oh!
Did you get your monies worth- TOOL !!

Jack Gold aka Jordan?

These 2 underbellies of society deserve a thrashing.Bring back public hanging.!! I can knit, if it helps.

Jack Gold = real name Alex Reid

When has the truth ever mattered?! The point is nobody likes this pair of vulgar clutterfucks.

Too right, I just stand behind an imaginary handbag going "oooh", like I am now.

You sad bunch of pricks actually believe that this happened.

I was there and there was a fight between some gypos and the bouncers but it was about 15 minutes after Alex and Jordan left.

The papers are so full of shit it is pathetic.

Also you pussy hole wankers who are acting the big man would get smashed to bits by Alex.

Bet you pricks have never had a figh in your sad little lives.

Is his entire wardrobe provided by "Tap Out" (I thought it said "Trout"), or what? I have to presume it's some fucked-up sports company associated with this cagefighting shite. Is there nothing else in his shitty little life apart from his alleged cagefighting? Has he had any fights yet since meeting the orange munter? I want to see some huge headcase rip his skull off... for THAT I would pay good money

Judging by the state of his fucking heed, he's not that good a cage fighter either...

I just checked out this story, not normally reading the sort of papers that report this shit, and apparently the bloke who offered Reid out got told by him, "I'm not being funny but you've just had your first fight and lost, and I've fought the best in the world." Good move, Alex, you cunt. Why didn't you just say, "You're a shit fighter, your gran could fight harder than that and I've fucked her too"?

I also read that Bowers was "worried about Jordan but security wouldn't allow him to get involved". Good thing for the gyppos eh? *rolls eyes*

I hope the gyppo was a Brad Pitt-style nutter who would have laced the living shite out of Reid. And kneecapped the orange cunt.

I wonder why Reid hasn't gone into the pro-boxing sport... ahhh, yes I know. That's where there are rules, and you have to be pretty good to get on in the sport, and not be a dirty fighter. Amir Khan would smash his fucking ugly fizzog off in no time...

It's also good to see they're promoting a good stable home atmosphere for the kiddies, complete with glowing role models...

What a dilemma for me? I have to side with the fuck knuckles or the gypos. Yep - the gypos win by a mile.

He looks like his face has been put together slightly wrong.

Now i consider myself a decent human being, but I would revoke all my compassion and conscience just to see that cunt pounded to a pulp by a group of gypsies...... that could possible make TV Gold moments...

Please please PLEASE let there be some kind of "Snatch" style repercussions from this involving that fucking whore getting shot in the face