Jordan and Peter before their split

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Lose your lunch Friday!
Fri, 12/06/2009 - 11:14 by HM writer
Just think, if Peter Andre and Jordan were still together we'd be crying tears of blood while being subjected to the sight of Peter literally kissing Jordan's arse. *Loses lunch and vision*

Jordan and Peter were frolicking and frotting in scenes for their ITV2 programme, Katie and Peter go Stateside, where Jordan was lamenting the amount of plastic surgery she's had.

She moaned:

Everything is wrong, I should have just stayed natural.

Well at least she has Peter's unconditional love no matter what. Oh wait...

And we don't even want to know what they're doing in the last picture.

Celebrity Split, Jordan, Peter Andre

Comments

  • oh why they split they look awesome together

    cutykoo20 Tue, 12/04/2011 - 09:51

  • She just shat him up.

    kwebb Sun, 14/06/2009 - 14:23

  • *calls Sun Alliance funeral expenses plan people*

    *turns self inside out vomiting*

    Mr Beefy Fri, 12/06/2009 - 20:50

  • She looks like Dean Gaffney in a wig, only much fucking uglier.

    vitriol Fri, 12/06/2009 - 19:03

  • I bet that fucking stinks like dead rats. *gips*

    TheDuke09 Fri, 12/06/2009 - 17:01

  • The worst thing about those photos is they're posed, not spontaneous or illicit.

    debouched Fri, 12/06/2009 - 16:58

  • im going to be sick all over myself..

    Sauce_Pot Fri, 12/06/2009 - 13:27

  • Looks like shes rubbing herself off over his chest to me.

    dickmarsh Fri, 12/06/2009 - 12:56

  • *be's sick*

    tescopop Fri, 12/06/2009 - 12:54

  • *spontaneously combusts*

    mynicehat Fri, 12/06/2009 - 12:48

  • *spontaneously combusts*

    mynicehat Fri, 12/06/2009 - 12:48

  • *be's sick*

    tescopop Fri, 12/06/2009 - 12:54

  • Looks like shes rubbing herself off over his chest to me.

    dickmarsh Fri, 12/06/2009 - 12:56

  • im going to be sick all over myself..

    Sauce_Pot Fri, 12/06/2009 - 13:27

  • The worst thing about those photos is they're posed, not spontaneous or illicit.

    debouched Fri, 12/06/2009 - 16:58

  • I bet that fucking stinks like dead rats. *gips*

    TheDuke09 Fri, 12/06/2009 - 17:01

  • She looks like Dean Gaffney in a wig, only much fucking uglier.

    vitriol Fri, 12/06/2009 - 19:03

  • *calls Sun Alliance funeral expenses plan people*

    *turns self inside out vomiting*

    Mr Beefy Fri, 12/06/2009 - 20:50

  • She just shat him up.

    kwebb Sun, 14/06/2009 - 14:23

  • oh why they split they look awesome together

    cutykoo20 Tue, 12/04/2011 - 09:51

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