Jordan and Peter were frolicking and frotting in scenes for their ITV2 programme, Katie and Peter go Stateside, where Jordan was lamenting the amount of plastic surgery she's had.
She moaned:
Everything is wrong, I should have just stayed natural.
Well at least she has Peter's unconditional love no matter what. Oh wait...
And we don't even want to know what they're doing in the last picture.
WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
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COMMENTS (14)
*spontaneously combusts*
*be's sick*
Looks like shes rubbing herself off over his chest to me.
im going to be sick all over myself..
The worst thing about those photos is they're posed, not spontaneous or illicit.
I bet that fucking stinks like dead rats. *gips*
She looks like Dean Gaffney in a wig, only much fucking uglier.
*calls Sun Alliance funeral expenses plan people*
*turns self inside out vomiting*
She just shat him up.
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