Back in the saddle
Fri, 29/05/2009 - 12:32 by HM writer
It was business as usual for Jordan this morning (which in her case is bathing in a tin of Ronseal to model her range of inappropriate equestrian attire) at the Clothes Show in London.

Despite Peter Andre consulting lawyers to proceed with their divorce and rumours that old flame and toe pleasurer Dane Bowers was at her home in the early hours of Tuesday morning, Jordan didn't seem to have a care in the world as she modeled her Juicy Couture rip off unique equestrian designs.

Here she is at the London Clothes Show, standing on a horse made of sand in the only sensible item from her range, a pair of wellington boots...

  • Why cant she fall of her horse and break her fucking neck?

    carbon cowboy Sat, 26/09/2009 - 00:26
  • What Blart said...

    Mind you, the others are correct also.

    Mr Beefy Fri, 29/05/2009 - 22:36
  • she only is all of the above for approaching again the monumental twat that is Dane Bowers- shame on you!!

    kermits Fri, 29/05/2009 - 15:56
  • Pure evil, self-obsessed cunt. That is all

    Blartmonster Fri, 29/05/2009 - 15:31
  • Fucking slag

    Boffer Fri, 29/05/2009 - 13:16
  • vermin.

    erniemilko Fri, 29/05/2009 - 13:15
  • vermin.

    erniemilko Fri, 29/05/2009 - 13:15
  • Fucking slag

    Boffer Fri, 29/05/2009 - 13:16
  • Pure evil, self-obsessed cunt. That is all

    Blartmonster Fri, 29/05/2009 - 15:31
  • she only is all of the above for approaching again the monumental twat that is Dane Bowers- shame on you!!

    kermits Fri, 29/05/2009 - 15:56
  • What Blart said...

    Mind you, the others are correct also.

    Mr Beefy Fri, 29/05/2009 - 22:36
  • Why cant she fall of her horse and break her fucking neck?

    carbon cowboy Sat, 26/09/2009 - 00:26

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