Jordan continues to keep dignified silence
Fri, 12/06/2009 - 10:59 by HM writer
Jordan finally removes her wedding ring *sobs onto keyboard* as she dines at Nobu with friends. And she looked the picture of elegance in her leopard print dress with crystal encrusted strap...

  • She is a fucking grim, ugly pig who knows she is well past her sell-by date and determined to eke out every last drop of sympathy. No chance, that fucker ran out aeons ago, you horse-faced twat

    Blartmonster Fri, 12/06/2009 - 21:17
  • I notice that fat bastard from Big Pictures is with her, he kinda looks like a fat Andre anyways. Aw no real friends boo hoo!

    BritnySpears Fri, 12/06/2009 - 16:45
  • Hmmmm. I think the subtext here is 'Jordan is not particularly discrete'?

    help me out here! the revelations are coming thick and fast! next you'll imply she and Pete are respectively edging each others' hitherto ailing celeb profiles by... by... exploiting the sanctity of Divorce!

    How *could* they?

    *yawns*

    dames Fri, 12/06/2009 - 13:33
  • Hmmmm. I think the subtext here is 'Jordan is not particularly discrete'?

    help me out here! the revelations are coming thick and fast! next you'll imply she and Pete are respectively edging each others' hitherto ailing celeb profiles by... by... exploiting the sanctity of Divorce!

    How *could* they?

    *yawns*

    dames Fri, 12/06/2009 - 13:33
  • I notice that fat bastard from Big Pictures is with her, he kinda looks like a fat Andre anyways. Aw no real friends boo hoo!

    BritnySpears Fri, 12/06/2009 - 16:45
  • She is a fucking grim, ugly pig who knows she is well past her sell-by date and determined to eke out every last drop of sympathy. No chance, that fucker ran out aeons ago, you horse-faced twat

    Blartmonster Fri, 12/06/2009 - 21:17

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