The model had had to pull out of a book signing yesterday (people queued for hours and were seen ripping up copies of her book - losers!) after a piece of chewing gum pulled out one of the veneers on her teeth.

When she went for emergency dental surgery it was noticed that she was suffering from symptoms of swine flu.

But brushing off concerns about public health Jordan arrived at Heathrow at four o'clock this morning with new cage-fighting boyfriend Alex Reid (see pics of him in action here) after having moved him into her family home this week.

Meanwhile, Peter Andre has been blubbing to every tabloid in sight, saying he's crying himself to sleep and can't even look at another woman.

But what we want to know is, why the hell does his sob story have to be accompanied by pics of him in his pants?