Those two are making a right spectacle of themselves,thanks for sharing the post.

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Well that was one hell of a rant has this site been taken over by the Egg Heads? hope Jordan has a lovely holiday and the plane is hijacked on the way back and flown to North Korea, dont they eat dogs out there?

Oi, smart fucking arse.

It's SUPPOSED to be a celebrity gossip website not the frigging New Yorker.

Aren't there any charity cheque presentations or dog shows you should be covering?

It's like having Germaine fucking Greer and Esther bastard Rantzen on the site...

You tell them Billy Bragg!

Succinct ambiguity!

I don't believe I read all the comments. Time for a sleep now.

yes you may be a fast typer, but this was still a waste of time, even if it took you a fuckin nano-second to type it!!!!!!!!!!

stella ah trois - loved your post. It was funnier than anything written about the story. Do you think it's all men criticising you? Maybe they feel insecure or impotent in the face of good grammar?

I'm a news editor, but even I'm not that much of a pedant. Everyone knows HM stories are full of errors. It gives them a rustic charm.

The cage-fighter looks soft as shit compared to her. She looks like something Aleister Crowley invoked from a Pot Noodle carton.

Aaaah the last resort of every "intelligent" female - I can fuck like a whore. Still, if the glass ceiling doesn't get you, galloping nob-rot and terminal crabs certainly will...

And your point is...?

Those two are making a right spectacle of themselves.

Hahaha! Drake you fat spastic.

So I see!

Too late Kwebb.I'm already here at desk being dreary. But lovely offer.

That new boyfriend of hers looks like a fucking Morris dancer. I hope thats what he is and that he whacks her on the head with one of his sticks repeatedly in traditional English Morris dancing style.

Stella, you really are quite fabulous. Tell us - what else are you brilliant at - apart from the sex, journalism, editing, and being dreary? Hang on a sec!... Have we maybe seen you being interviewed on Parkinson? The Russell Harty Show? Loose Women perhaps? I think we have! When are you next on our screens?! Questions, questions! *Arranges for the local primary school to 'pipe' you to your desk tomorrow with their recorders.*

Uncle - he couldn't afford me.

I wish you the very best of luck kwebb, but your Eton education and your perfumed pompadour & britches aren't quite up to the level of foppishness expected of an HM employee :(

I've just applied for the job as the knobrot who does the HM telly bits. *crosses fingers*.

We've got a right cunt here,oh sorry we're supposed to be talking about Jordan.

Ah! You got the irony... ;o)

And you were going on about manners.

Stella - I, like you, have a vested interest in good, well-spoken and well-written English - which for a Northerner, some might find risible. Anyway, and like you, I also get peeved when (sometimes well-)paid journos produce material which really is fit for the Daily Sport more than a clever and witty website at the forefront of scything wit and repartee. *rolls eyes* But as I tried to explain, rather than go into a long and drawn-out monologue about every little comma and incorrect preposition, it would have had more impact and gravitas to have just told him what a bag of shite he had written - and THEN go into detail if it had been requested. Instead, and I'm sure this wasn't the desired effect, it makes you look like a little smug know-it-all and the point is patently lost. I certainly don't question your right to free opinion, far from it. I would rather have more entertaining stories on here anyway, which is where I think the site is failing, rather than bemoan the falling standards of journalism which, let's face it, Drake is probably little if at all qualified to do.

Sickofcelebs - fuck off, eh?

Stella, I really admire your economical style of writing but can you submit your job applications to HM in private please? Thanks in advance xx

I find it funny when there is a poster going on about bad manners on a site where we all call people 'cunts'. She has a right to her opinion just like anyone else. The stories on here in the last month have been shit too.

Cunt fuck - is that better?

Really, it comes to a point when a PAID journalist can't have his work commented on in the comments to HIS article on a website which gives the opportunity for readers to, well, comment. What happened to free speech?

You need to get your head around the idea that this is a site paid for through 'joint ventures' with other celebrity bashing sites and through the marketing that HM now liberally interjects his mailings with. None of this is possible without HM being able to say that he has x number on his mailings and y numbers on his site as registered punters. That's you and me. It's the same for the online versions of the Daily Mail, the Guardian or any other rag. That they would not countenance such hideous standards without some sub putting it right is the gold standard if you like since on-line journalism goes with the same 'publishing' format and expectations as anything else. Or should. And HM would agree if he were not sunning himself right now on some beach. It's disrespect to the readers - who pay for their wages.

If you are happy with the standards here, then that's all well and good but it doesn't mean I have to be. I'm off to fuck a donkey now just to ensure you don't think less of me because I dared say I don't like what Drake does. Please read my Blue comment before you comment on my objections further.

Stella - like I said - you're probably a nice lass, but really it does take a certain amount of bad manners to come across with a comment where you literally (but not in the literal sense, if you catch my drift - did you see what I did there?) dismantle someone's effort in public on here. Dostoyevsky he ain't, and if I had a beef about someone's journalistic standards, I certainly wouldn't air them in such detail on here.

What would have been more lucid (and entertaining) is if you'd just written "Drake, I normally enjoy the subtle and informative insight that you weave into your literary genius which graces these pages, but the example you wrote today really is a biffing pile of unintelligible shite." Or something like that...

Blart my dear, I have been reading - and listening to - HM for many a year. He started small and indignant. He then decided to make his website a profitable venture, including using himself for promotional ventures, e.g. being a 'presenter's friend' on Radio 5.

He pays people to write the stories we read. The public board bit is all well and good and you can call me all the names under the sun. However, Mr Scorpio is being given money for his labour. It is called journalism and there are some rules. As in you know how to write.

This gives the journalist the edge. You can write great insightful stuff and have cheers of joy from your readership. Or you can write shit and get a heap full back.

I think you need to understand the difference between the 'content' and the 'comments'. Content deserves comment. I am not the first around here to notice a certain lack of insight and, well, 'content' in the stuff that the paid journalists are posting in Mr M's absence. If Mr M can't take it, then we are all lost and so is this site.

Stella - you're probably a nice lass and all that, but you come across as a right fucking boring cow and priggish pedant. It is quite ignorant to point out someone's grammatical and syntax errors on a public board, and you should realise that you're now going to be under close scrutiny for any potential bollocks you're going to drop. I could sit here and drivel on about English and how txtspk is causing a drop in standards, blah blah blah, but I'd much rather just call Katie Price a cunt.

Capiche?

The epitome of selfishness - what a cunt. The NHS is advising against travel if you have symptoms of swine flu and this arrogant CUNT is spreading as much germs as she can, and not just from her rancid flange, to all and sundry in a fucking busy airport. I hope you have to stay in bed all through your holiday feeling like shit, you orange bastard. And doesn't he look a classy, intelligent catch???

a) I can type really fast, probably unlike you.
b) When I see offenCes against my profession, I need to step in.
c) I would love to see Mr Moly's face when he looks at HIS website and sees what a travesty you are making of it.
d) Had great fun yesterday AND last night and about to have some more. You just need to know the 'cures' to ensure that you can be lucid the next day. Clearly i) You don't know them ii) you never are?

Anyone who can be bothered to write that on a Sunday needs to be having more fun on a Saturday night.

If the swine flu doesn't get her, then the genital lice will!

Peter Andre - "I'm a man who'd throw himself under a train for his kids and his family."

Go on then.