Jordan is in the firing line in the papers today after being accused of ruining the gay wedding she attended over the weekend by unleashing a four-letter rant on stage. (More pictures of her in action here).

But for once we think we're on Jordan's side on this one. Taking the stage for a karaoke version of Whitney Houston's 'I Have Nothing' at the civil partnership of make-up artists Gary Cockerill and Phil Taylor, the 31-year-old said the audience were "all cunts". And let's be fair to her, the assembled company did include Jennifer Ellison and Michelle Heaton see pics here, so she wasn't far off the mark.

A guest told the Sun: "The woman is insane.

"She said she wouldn't sing live because there were too many c***s there who would enjoy hearing her sing off key.

"She said we were all c***s. Then she said Peter was a f*****g a******e.

"People were walking out. She ruined everything.

"The couple had their first dance to her miming, but the song did not come on and she was singing to herself."

If anyone needs reminding of Jordan's singing abilities, please see below. And in more depressing Peter and Jordan news, it looks like Peter Andre is on course to secure the number one spot in the charts this weekend. The end is nigh. And since when was her left breast about twice the size of the right one?