Sat, 18/07/2009 - 11:01 By Drake Scorpio
Katie Price pays damages to former manager she accused of sleeping with Peter Andre
Katie Price to sell edible toddler make-up, daughter as cover girl
Katie Price and Alex Reid surprisingly decide to sell their next wedding for £1million
Katie Price brings a touch of class and dignity to the Dublin VIP awards
Katie Price claims she's friends with Victoria Beckham, Victoria Beckham denies it
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
Ronnie Wood visits the country with girlfriend, look like murderers
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler get sexy for W Magazine ahead of Bounty Hunter release
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
Holy Moly gets a live birds eye view of Bex BB's backside.X Factor's Lloyd Daniels gets a Holy Moly InterrogationX Factor: Holy Moly interrogates Danyl Johnson 
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
What is so damn great about Blighty?
COMMENTS (17)
She's ageing terribly, has a moustache and fat retarded kid. Cue Calum Best's bald head looming into view...
Thats quite offensive
Not really, Henry, it's rather astute. Can you get your head out of Mr HM's backside now, I can't see his arse for your shoes...
Just trying to save the guy from being banned.
Sunbathing looks a lot like posing for cameras you are pretending you don't know are there, nowerdays... except picture six, which looks like she is about to hulk out and destroy down town LA.
Im often amazed how a normal bikini bottom can cover her gargantuan snatch.
The sad truth is that KatieJordanPrice is still convinced of her own sex appeal and beauty, despite the wealth of (self-comissioned, horribly staged) 'pap-shots' proving quite the opposite. Who aside from pubescent boys would find this woman even remotely appealing?
The vanity of having her own tv show also laid open something she hadn't realised would come across in glorious technicolour; that the (very public) silicone-adjusted outer Ms.Price isn't a steely shell containing liquid human warmth, intelligence and compassion. Truly, ugly on the inside as well as out; venom, bile and self-righteousness covered in spray tan.
If the army of sycophants surrounding her weren't so happy either syphoning money from the Jordan/Price 'brand', or enjoying fame by association then she might have a chance at being genuinely happy. No amount of photos or column inches or quids in the bank or own-brand 'novels'/horse clothes/cheap perfumes etc can cover up what she's really missing.
But what do I care? Best of luck, fat tits.
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That's about the gist of it, actually. How you doin', Eight? Haven't seen you in ages. Loved the 'fat tits' valediction....
As you can probably tell, Blart- I've been rushed off my feets. Never really left HM, just stopped posting for a while; thought I'd stick my head above the parapet for the summer.....Same old bollo 'round here no?
ive said it b4 and i will say it again i understand wot u say about katie but why get ur kicks with slagging off the disabled child thats really sick and mean as hell u r no better if not even worse than katie and peter ....