Jordan sunbathes in LA

Slow news day...

Sat, 18/07/2009 - 11:01 by Drake Scorpio

Recently separated model Jordan was soaking up some rays at her Los Angeles hotel after dining alone at The Ivy. Single life going well then?

Celebrity Bikini , Jordan, Katie Price

Comments

as 4 in english i hope even a prize dickhead like u can understand this ARROGANT ARSEHOLE!!!!!
drea Tue, 21/07/2009 - 19:15
Arrogant*
Henry_McCarty Tue, 21/07/2009 - 18:53
No, can you repeat in english please? Not just copy and paste it again. Christ, they'll let any fool run amok in here.

AYE I KEN THEY LET U,DONT THEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
drea Tue, 21/07/2009 - 09:06
Just trying to save the guy from being banned.
Henry_McCarty Mon, 20/07/2009 - 10:56
I've said it before and i'll say it again, I understand what you say about Katie but why get your kicks with slagging off the disabled child? thats really sick and mean as hell. You are no better; if not even worse than Katie and Peter....
Henry_McCarty Mon, 20/07/2009 - 10:55
No, can you repeat in english please? Not just copy and paste it again. Christ, they'll let any fool run amok in here.
sickofcelebs Mon, 20/07/2009 - 10:41
And in English?
thirdmanuk Mon, 20/07/2009 - 10:08
ive said it b4 and i will say it again i understand wot u say about katie but why get ur kicks with slagging off the disabled child thats really sick and mean as hell u r no better if not even worse than katie and peter ....
drea Mon, 20/07/2009 - 09:42
ive said it b4 and i will say it again i understand wot u say about katie but why get ur kicks with slagging off the disabled child thats really sick and mean as hell u r no better if not even worse than katie and peter ....
drea Mon, 20/07/2009 - 09:42
As you can probably tell, Blart- I've been rushed off my feets. Never really left HM, just stopped posting for a while; thought I'd stick my head above the parapet for the summer.....Same old bollo 'round here no?
eight Sun, 19/07/2009 - 16:21
That's about the gist of it, actually. How you doin', Eight? Haven't seen you in ages. Loved the 'fat tits' valediction....
Blartmonster Sun, 19/07/2009 - 14:23
Not really, Henry, it's rather astute. Can you get your head out of Mr HM's backside now, I can't see his arse for your shoes...
Blartmonster Sun, 19/07/2009 - 14:21
The sad truth is that KatieJordanPrice is still convinced of her own sex appeal and beauty, despite the wealth of (self-comissioned, horribly staged) 'pap-shots' proving quite the opposite. Who aside from pubescent boys would find this woman even remotely appealing?

The vanity of having her own tv show also laid open something she hadn't realised would come across in glorious technicolour; that the (very public) silicone-adjusted outer Ms.Price isn't a steely shell containing liquid human warmth, intelligence and compassion. Truly, ugly on the inside as well as out; venom, bile and self-righteousness covered in spray tan.

If the army of sycophants surrounding her weren't so happy either syphoning money from the Jordan/Price 'brand', or enjoying fame by association then she might have a chance at being genuinely happy. No amount of photos or column inches or quids in the bank or own-brand 'novels'/horse clothes/cheap perfumes etc can cover up what she's really missing.

But what do I care? Best of luck, fat tits.
X X
eight Sat, 18/07/2009 - 20:23
Im often amazed how a normal bikini bottom can cover her gargantuan snatch.
Henry_McCarty Sat, 18/07/2009 - 16:59
Sunbathing looks a lot like posing for cameras you are pretending you don't know are there, nowerdays... except picture six, which looks like she is about to hulk out and destroy down town LA.
tamago Sat, 18/07/2009 - 16:24
Thats quite offensive
Henry_McCarty Sat, 18/07/2009 - 13:46
She's ageing terribly, has a moustache and fat retarded kid. Cue Calum Best's bald head looming into view...
dennisnilsen Sat, 18/07/2009 - 11:20

She's ageing terribly, has a moustache and fat retarded kid. Cue Calum Best's bald head looming into view...
dennisnilsen Sat, 18/07/2009 - 11:20
Thats quite offensive
Henry_McCarty Sat, 18/07/2009 - 13:46
Sunbathing looks a lot like posing for cameras you are pretending you don't know are there, nowerdays... except picture six, which looks like she is about to hulk out and destroy down town LA.
tamago Sat, 18/07/2009 - 16:24
Im often amazed how a normal bikini bottom can cover her gargantuan snatch.
Henry_McCarty Sat, 18/07/2009 - 16:59
The sad truth is that KatieJordanPrice is still convinced of her own sex appeal and beauty, despite the wealth of (self-comissioned, horribly staged) 'pap-shots' proving quite the opposite. Who aside from pubescent boys would find this woman even remotely appealing?

The vanity of having her own tv show also laid open something she hadn't realised would come across in glorious technicolour; that the (very public) silicone-adjusted outer Ms.Price isn't a steely shell containing liquid human warmth, intelligence and compassion. Truly, ugly on the inside as well as out; venom, bile and self-righteousness covered in spray tan.

If the army of sycophants surrounding her weren't so happy either syphoning money from the Jordan/Price 'brand', or enjoying fame by association then she might have a chance at being genuinely happy. No amount of photos or column inches or quids in the bank or own-brand 'novels'/horse clothes/cheap perfumes etc can cover up what she's really missing.

But what do I care? Best of luck, fat tits.
X X
eight Sat, 18/07/2009 - 20:23
Not really, Henry, it's rather astute. Can you get your head out of Mr HM's backside now, I can't see his arse for your shoes...
Blartmonster Sun, 19/07/2009 - 14:21
That's about the gist of it, actually. How you doin', Eight? Haven't seen you in ages. Loved the 'fat tits' valediction....
Blartmonster Sun, 19/07/2009 - 14:23
As you can probably tell, Blart- I've been rushed off my feets. Never really left HM, just stopped posting for a while; thought I'd stick my head above the parapet for the summer.....Same old bollo 'round here no?
eight Sun, 19/07/2009 - 16:21
ive said it b4 and i will say it again i understand wot u say about katie but why get ur kicks with slagging off the disabled child thats really sick and mean as hell u r no better if not even worse than katie and peter ....
drea Mon, 20/07/2009 - 09:42
ive said it b4 and i will say it again i understand wot u say about katie but why get ur kicks with slagging off the disabled child thats really sick and mean as hell u r no better if not even worse than katie and peter ....
drea Mon, 20/07/2009 - 09:42
And in English?
thirdmanuk Mon, 20/07/2009 - 10:08
No, can you repeat in english please? Not just copy and paste it again. Christ, they'll let any fool run amok in here.
sickofcelebs Mon, 20/07/2009 - 10:41
I've said it before and i'll say it again, I understand what you say about Katie but why get your kicks with slagging off the disabled child? thats really sick and mean as hell. You are no better; if not even worse than Katie and Peter....
Henry_McCarty Mon, 20/07/2009 - 10:55
Just trying to save the guy from being banned.
Henry_McCarty Mon, 20/07/2009 - 10:56
No, can you repeat in english please? Not just copy and paste it again. Christ, they'll let any fool run amok in here.

AYE I KEN THEY LET U,DONT THEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
drea Tue, 21/07/2009 - 09:06
Arrogant*
Henry_McCarty Tue, 21/07/2009 - 18:53
as 4 in english i hope even a prize dickhead like u can understand this ARROGANT ARSEHOLE!!!!!
drea Tue, 21/07/2009 - 19:15