Jordan sunbathes in LA

She's ageing terribly, has a moustache and fat retarded kid. Cue Calum Best's bald head looming into view...

Sunbathing looks a lot like posing for cameras you are pretending you don't know are there, nowerdays... except picture six, which looks like she is about to hulk out and destroy down town LA.

The sad truth is that KatieJordanPrice is still convinced of her own sex appeal and beauty, despite the wealth of (self-comissioned, horribly staged) 'pap-shots' proving quite the opposite. Who aside from pubescent boys would find this woman even remotely appealing?

The vanity of having her own tv show also laid open something she hadn't realised would come across in glorious technicolour; that the (very public) silicone-adjusted outer Ms.Price isn't a steely shell containing liquid human warmth, intelligence and compassion. Truly, ugly on the inside as well as out; venom, bile and self-righteousness covered in spray tan.

If the army of sycophants surrounding her weren't so happy either syphoning money from the Jordan/Price 'brand', or enjoying fame by association then she might have a chance at being genuinely happy. No amount of photos or column inches or quids in the bank or own-brand 'novels'/horse clothes/cheap perfumes etc can cover up what she's really missing.

But what do I care? Best of luck, fat tits.
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As you can probably tell, Blart- I've been rushed off my feets. Never really left HM, just stopped posting for a while; thought I'd stick my head above the parapet for the summer.....Same old bollo 'round here no?