That's Not Fair...
Thu, 05/11/2009 - 10:56 by HM writer

Has Lily Allen just seen the true horror of what she's been wearing up on stage recently (more Lily Allen pictures here),or has she just heard that Joss Stone has claimed that she's not a "proper singer"? FIGHT!

Lily Allen was out at Nobu last night looking startled, perhaps it was because of all the paparazzi (they're not usually swarming outside places like that)...

Back to Stone, the hippy, dippy and usually barefoot singer has wandered into Allen's recent fight against filesharing, to say:

"Lily is more of a personality than she is a singer. [Lily] needs to sell records because she's not a singer, and that's not an offence to her because I think that she knows that too."

We're not sure if she does but no doubt she'll appreciate being told...

Stone was quick to add that she, on the other hand, is "making real music [and] people [will] come to the show" but for artists like Lily "it's about the track, their personality and their celebrity".

"She's[Lily] not going to win [the] fight [over downloads]. None of us will win that fight. So let's just accept it and see it as something that can be beautiful and might change music for the better. It might sort the weeds from the flowers."

Stone finished by adding:

"Who said that musicians have to be millionaires? Who made this a rule? We don't need that much money. We only need enough to make music, eat and go on tour."

Says Stone, who has a contract with EMI worth a reported £7.5m...

  • To be honest, Lily Allen isn't really a personality either. She's just poorly thought-out aggression on legs; sort of the human equivalent of the letters page in The Sun.
    That said, I'm not sure who munts more, her or Joss "eyes like pissholes in the snow" Stone.

    retrovertigo Sat, 07/11/2009 - 20:37
  • "HUHHHH"

    kwebb Fri, 06/11/2009 - 08:38
  • Both fugly bitches, wouldn't say no but would need the beer googles to last the night.

    whereswaldo Thu, 05/11/2009 - 16:03
  • Even I am bored of Lily Allen now.

    tescopop Thu, 05/11/2009 - 15:50
  • ^^ MONG!

    BustySinclair Thu, 05/11/2009 - 12:50
  • But Joss Stone isn't a singer. She sings like she's straining to shit. Both of them are weak and bogus.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 05/11/2009 - 12:01
  • Heavens to Betsy. It's just a treadmill of glamourless dirge and disappointment..

    ..Hopeless Cretin this week describes Pointless Woman who Talks in Mockney into a microphone as "not a singer." Hopeless, the singer, from Devon, sometimes sings songs and we all hoped we'd seen the last of her when she moved to La La Land. But no. So in addition to unfunny mainstream comedians we are being force fed footage and exposure of rubbish musical acts, and films advertised on the sides of buses starring Vince Vaughan and Jennifer Aniston.

    BBC - please release all episodes of the Dick Emery show on DVD so I can at least hibernate until all this shit has been replaced by some other shit.

    kwebb Thu, 05/11/2009 - 11:45
  • Heavens to Betsy. It's just a treadmill of glamourless dirge and disappointment..

    ..Hopeless Cretin this week describes Pointless Woman who Talks in Mockney into a microphone as "not a singer." Hopeless, the singer, from Devon, sometimes sings songs and we all hoped we'd seen the last of her when she moved to La La Land. But no. So in addition to unfunny mainstream comedians we are being force fed footage and exposure of rubbish musical acts, and films advertised on the sides of buses starring Vince Vaughan and Jennifer Aniston.

    BBC - please release all episodes of the Dick Emery show on DVD so I can at least hibernate until all this shit has been replaced by some other shit.

    kwebb Thu, 05/11/2009 - 11:45
  • But Joss Stone isn't a singer. She sings like she's straining to shit. Both of them are weak and bogus.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 05/11/2009 - 12:01
  • ^^ MONG!

    BustySinclair Thu, 05/11/2009 - 12:50
  • Even I am bored of Lily Allen now.

    tescopop Thu, 05/11/2009 - 15:50
  • Both fugly bitches, wouldn't say no but would need the beer googles to last the night.

    whereswaldo Thu, 05/11/2009 - 16:03
  • "HUHHHH"

    kwebb Fri, 06/11/2009 - 08:38
  • To be honest, Lily Allen isn't really a personality either. She's just poorly thought-out aggression on legs; sort of the human equivalent of the letters page in The Sun.
    That said, I'm not sure who munts more, her or Joss "eyes like pissholes in the snow" Stone.

    retrovertigo Sat, 07/11/2009 - 20:37

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