Next she'll be having a moan about the time Fruitbat from Carter USM beat up Phillip Schofield on stage at The Smash Hits Poll Winners Party back in 1991...
Joss, who was performing at the Hard Rock Cafe last night (Planet Hollywood tonight), commented on Brand making a joke about Williams's rehab treatment at the Brit Awards, and said:
"(Brand's) a disgusting pig. Mean, mean, mean. What he said about Robbie was horrible. You can't kick someone when they're down... But that's the kind of person Russell Brand is. He's just unpleasant... I just think some people are genuinely nasty characters, and he's one of them. I'm glad I don't know him..."
On Kanye (come love, keep up), she added:
"What Russell Brand did to Robbie is just like what Kanye did to Taylor. I don't care how talented you are: doing things like that is not nice. So f**k off... Kanye just wants attention. As simple as that... let's not make excuses. It's not fair to judge other people and to try to destroy their careers. Come on! Just stop it. Be nice!"
Well there was nothing nice about this. Nothing at all...
And in case Joss hasn't seen it...
WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
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Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler get sexy for W Magazine ahead of Bounty Hunter release
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
What is so damn great about Blighty?
COMMENTS (9)
she has what a former colleague of mine used to refer to as a "cock-shaped mouth".
And tiny little eyes, like piss holes in the snow.
...and a brain the size of gnats frisbee, seen through the wrong end of a telescope, well beyond Pluto
etc. etc.
Didn't she used to be somebody?
It's like she's jinxed or something. She can't get anything right. There's her, Jocelyn Wildestein and that daft big nose "comedian" Little Miss Jocelyn. What the fuck is it with Jocelyns? I share a name with these jokers. I might start answering to the name of PuddyTwat for real.
Jesus she's fucking denser than all the black holes in the universe in a single basket in the black hole shop in Dagenham.
God, her eyes are small. Way too fucking small. I'm not saying everyone needs to have eyes like on that drug-driving commercial, but still.
Anyway, NEWSFLASH, STONE! Comedians generally make fun of people. It may not be nice, but then, neither is that nasal, whinging drek you decide to inflict on the ears of a nation. Now kindly fuck off, and go back to pretending to be a hippie or whatever the fuck it is you do these days.
It's a toss up between her and Lily Allen isn't it?
Gormlessly trite musings on issues even navel gazers might consider really not worth blethering on about, delivered in a ridiculous accent (Kensington patois vs mid-Atlantic 'Loyd Grossman-esque').
I think it's her. She's all a bit irrelevant in 2009 isn't she?
On pics 1,6 and 7 - is it me or has she got jizz on her face just next to her mouth?