Welcome to 2009
Wed, 02/12/2009 - 14:33 by HM writer

Unfortunately Joss Stone isn't living in the present day like the rest of us, as she's only just decided to complain about Russel Brand's behaviour towards Robbie Williams back in 2007 and criticise Kanye West for the Taylor Swift acceptance speech interruption...

Next she'll be having a moan about the time Fruitbat from Carter USM beat up Phillip Schofield on stage at The Smash Hits Poll Winners Party back in 1991...

Joss, who was performing at the Hard Rock Cafe last night (Planet Hollywood tonight), commented on Brand making a joke about Williams's rehab treatment at the Brit Awards, and said:

"(Brand's) a disgusting pig. Mean, mean, mean. What he said about Robbie was horrible. You can't kick someone when they're down... But that's the kind of person Russell Brand is. He's just unpleasant... I just think some people are genuinely nasty characters, and he's one of them. I'm glad I don't know him..."

On Kanye (come love, keep up), she added:

"What Russell Brand did to Robbie is just like what Kanye did to Taylor. I don't care how talented you are: doing things like that is not nice. So f**k off... Kanye just wants attention. As simple as that... let's not make excuses. It's not fair to judge other people and to try to destroy their careers. Come on! Just stop it. Be nice!"

Well there was nothing nice about this. Nothing at all...

And in case Joss hasn't seen it...

 

 

  • On pics 1,6 and 7 - is it me or has she got jizz on her face just next to her mouth?

    suckmebeautiful Thu, 03/12/2009 - 10:18
  • It's a toss up between her and Lily Allen isn't it?

    Gormlessly trite musings on issues even navel gazers might consider really not worth blethering on about, delivered in a ridiculous accent (Kensington patois vs mid-Atlantic 'Loyd Grossman-esque').

    I think it's her. She's all a bit irrelevant in 2009 isn't she?

    jiggerycock Thu, 03/12/2009 - 09:46
  • God, her eyes are small. Way too fucking small. I'm not saying everyone needs to have eyes like on that drug-driving commercial, but still.
    Anyway, NEWSFLASH, STONE! Comedians generally make fun of people. It may not be nice, but then, neither is that nasal, whinging drek you decide to inflict on the ears of a nation. Now kindly fuck off, and go back to pretending to be a hippie or whatever the fuck it is you do these days.

    retrovertigo Wed, 02/12/2009 - 23:37
  • Jesus she's fucking denser than all the black holes in the universe in a single basket in the black hole shop in Dagenham.

    Blartmonster Wed, 02/12/2009 - 20:48
  • Didn't she used to be somebody?
    It's like she's jinxed or something. She can't get anything right. There's her, Jocelyn Wildestein and that daft big nose "comedian" Little Miss Jocelyn. What the fuck is it with Jocelyns? I share a name with these jokers. I might start answering to the name of PuddyTwat for real.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 02/12/2009 - 20:09
  • etc. etc.

    BigPhil Wed, 02/12/2009 - 19:25
  • ...and a brain the size of gnats frisbee, seen through the wrong end of a telescope, well beyond Pluto

    jiggerycock Wed, 02/12/2009 - 15:17
  • And tiny little eyes, like piss holes in the snow.

    BustySinclair Wed, 02/12/2009 - 15:12
  • she has what a former colleague of mine used to refer to as a "cock-shaped mouth".

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 02/12/2009 - 14:44
  • she has what a former colleague of mine used to refer to as a "cock-shaped mouth".

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 02/12/2009 - 14:44
  • And tiny little eyes, like piss holes in the snow.

    BustySinclair Wed, 02/12/2009 - 15:12
  • ...and a brain the size of gnats frisbee, seen through the wrong end of a telescope, well beyond Pluto

    jiggerycock Wed, 02/12/2009 - 15:17
  • etc. etc.

    BigPhil Wed, 02/12/2009 - 19:25
  • Didn't she used to be somebody?
    It's like she's jinxed or something. She can't get anything right. There's her, Jocelyn Wildestein and that daft big nose "comedian" Little Miss Jocelyn. What the fuck is it with Jocelyns? I share a name with these jokers. I might start answering to the name of PuddyTwat for real.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 02/12/2009 - 20:09
  • Jesus she's fucking denser than all the black holes in the universe in a single basket in the black hole shop in Dagenham.

    Blartmonster Wed, 02/12/2009 - 20:48
  • God, her eyes are small. Way too fucking small. I'm not saying everyone needs to have eyes like on that drug-driving commercial, but still.
    Anyway, NEWSFLASH, STONE! Comedians generally make fun of people. It may not be nice, but then, neither is that nasal, whinging drek you decide to inflict on the ears of a nation. Now kindly fuck off, and go back to pretending to be a hippie or whatever the fuck it is you do these days.

    retrovertigo Wed, 02/12/2009 - 23:37
  • It's a toss up between her and Lily Allen isn't it?

    Gormlessly trite musings on issues even navel gazers might consider really not worth blethering on about, delivered in a ridiculous accent (Kensington patois vs mid-Atlantic 'Loyd Grossman-esque').

    I think it's her. She's all a bit irrelevant in 2009 isn't she?

    jiggerycock Thu, 03/12/2009 - 09:46
  • On pics 1,6 and 7 - is it me or has she got jizz on her face just next to her mouth?

    suckmebeautiful Thu, 03/12/2009 - 10:18

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