Jude Law does 'sultry' for Dior Homme, while Ronaldo strikes a pose for Armani
Offside Law
Thu, 14/01/2010 - 12:09 by Harry BowWe've posted loads of pics of various ladies in their skimps in recent days - Megan Fox, Ashley Greene, Rihanna, but to prove that we've not forgotten about our female readership, here are some snaps of Jude Law & Cristiano Ronaldo flexing their pecs in two new ad campaigns. Enjoy!
Whether you like them waxed or hairy - nipple out or under-wraps, there's something for everyone.
Watch out guys, here come the girls!
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I actually was referring to his women!
THEY BOTH LOOK LIKE LESBIANS???? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
How odd that they have no sex appeal. They both look like lesbians.
I'd shag him.
Giorgio Armani only does these hyper-stylised fashion shoots to please Mrs. Armani
*googles Mrs. Armani*
oh
He puts the women in the bin. OMG that's cruel. And yes, women aren't attracted to men who shave their armpits. I expect ladyboys find him attractive. My favourite underarms are Rafa Nadal's. Smell the sex.
Any man who waxes/shave his legs - no matter how fit & athletic he looks- is as sexy as a snail on a wooden stick. And yes that includes you Alex Reid. Put them away..
( I prefer proper blokes with impressive 'taches, like Magnum. P.I. And Elliot Gould in MASH. Is that relevant? )
Have you never seen photos of him smugging about the place in his pastel designer jumpers with women hanging off him like barnacles? He puts them in the bin apparently, when he's finished with them, like his Ben Sherman socks when he's worn them once.
Do women flock around him? The only one I've heard of is Paris Hilton, and as she'd shag a dying skunk I don't think she counts somehow.
Why do woman flock around that oiled-up mammy's boy? He looks like he'd prod you for cellulite and put you through some kind of 'are you hot enough to be seen with me?' test before half heartedly rolling you around a bit whilst admiring himself in the ceiling mirrors and imagining rimming David Beckham. Or more likely rimming himself.
Those pics have creeped me out.
Ha ha yeah fucking bang on !
Does he have no body hair...???? That's slightly creepy...
Looks like an extra from a Two Unlimited or Culture Beat video.
Could Ronaldo be anymore of euro-boy gypsy homo ? I mean fuck me man you earn about £1mil a month and yet you're photographed in a waistcoat that looks like a Burtons own design circa 1994 and a pair of jeans that were last seen on the pikey running the waltzer at the Epsom Derby fair.
Could Ronaldo be anymore of euro-boy gypsy homo ? I mean fuck me man you earn about £1mil a month and yet you're photographed in a waistcoat that looks like a Burtons own design circa 1994 and a pair of jeans that were last seen on the pikey running the waltzer at the Epsom Derby fair.
Looks like an extra from a Two Unlimited or Culture Beat video.
Does he have no body hair...???? That's slightly creepy...
Ha ha yeah fucking bang on !
Why do woman flock around that oiled-up mammy's boy? He looks like he'd prod you for cellulite and put you through some kind of 'are you hot enough to be seen with me?' test before half heartedly rolling you around a bit whilst admiring himself in the ceiling mirrors and imagining rimming David Beckham. Or more likely rimming himself.
Those pics have creeped me out.
Do women flock around him? The only one I've heard of is Paris Hilton, and as she'd shag a dying skunk I don't think she counts somehow.
Have you never seen photos of him smugging about the place in his pastel designer jumpers with women hanging off him like barnacles? He puts them in the bin apparently, when he's finished with them, like his Ben Sherman socks when he's worn them once.
( I prefer proper blokes with impressive 'taches, like Magnum. P.I. And Elliot Gould in MASH. Is that relevant? )
Any man who waxes/shave his legs - no matter how fit & athletic he looks- is as sexy as a snail on a wooden stick. And yes that includes you Alex Reid. Put them away..
He puts the women in the bin. OMG that's cruel. And yes, women aren't attracted to men who shave their armpits. I expect ladyboys find him attractive. My favourite underarms are Rafa Nadal's. Smell the sex.
Giorgio Armani only does these hyper-stylised fashion shoots to please Mrs. Armani
*googles Mrs. Armani*
oh
I'd shag him.
How odd that they have no sex appeal. They both look like lesbians.
THEY BOTH LOOK LIKE LESBIANS???? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I actually was referring to his women!