True Romance
Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:54 by Mr. HM

Jude Law and Sienna Miller have reunited after an 'old times sake' shag and decided they quite like each other still. True love, so beautiful.

After splitting up in 2005 after Jude got caught hanging out of the back of his nanny, Sienna and Jude appear to be back together again. And why not, they're probably both completely knackered with single life!

Jude recently got a model pregnant, denied it was his, got proved wrong and hasn't bothered going to see it yet - whilst Sienna jumped into the sack with Balthazar Getty who was married with four children at the time. She got all cross and indignant about the whole affair, so he legged it back to the wife.

So now that they're both getting rave reviews by appearing on Broadway (him in Hamlet, her in After Miss Julie) they've got back together.

Jude has reportedly told his ex-wife Sadie Frost about it all. She immediately dusted off the blonde voodoo doll (like the knitted character on Harry Hill, but with suspenders and a whiny voice) she keeps under her bed.

So the last newish celebrity couple of 2009. Jude and Sienna - Sweet or stupid?

  • Law! (Good God!) What is it good for?

    BigPhil Fri, 04/12/2009 - 00:18
  • Didn't Churchill say Jude Law is better than war-war? or something like that...

    Blartmonster Thu, 03/12/2009 - 23:56
  • "barren"'s a nice old fashioned word.

    whatthe. Thu, 03/12/2009 - 23:02
  • Well he won't be having any kids with her. I have it on very good authority she is barren. Hence, she could make a handrail to the moon with all the cock she has had.

    degzy Thu, 03/12/2009 - 22:34
  • Oh f*cking yawn! Who cares?

    spiddleydonk Thu, 03/12/2009 - 19:40
  • I said "coleslaw".

    kwebb Thu, 03/12/2009 - 17:18
  • Gay hairstyle

    kermits Thu, 03/12/2009 - 16:27
  • It's all very upsetting, really.

    tescopop Thu, 03/12/2009 - 16:22
  • is that a syrup?

    spackomcdribble Thu, 03/12/2009 - 16:05
  • Nothing to add re the smug grimace he's got plastered across his ugly mug?

    Stramash Thu, 03/12/2009 - 15:44
  • God I really used to fancy Jude Law. But this hairdon't of his is enought to make me think I was wrong all along.

    I can't even talk about that cravat.

    tescopop Thu, 03/12/2009 - 14:50
  • no, "JUDE LAW".

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 03/12/2009 - 14:08
  • World of smarm.

    Repugnant Thu, 03/12/2009 - 13:49
  • Pic 2 - desperate hand holding; Pic 3 - surgical garment; Pic 4 Learning Disability wardrobe; Pic 5 Lindsay Lohan.

    Can't be arsed to look at the rest.

    stella ah trois Thu, 03/12/2009 - 13:26
  • That's a very bad wig the little fucker's wearing.

    Stramash Thu, 03/12/2009 - 13:21
  • Absinthe is a dreadful thing.

    stella ah trois Thu, 03/12/2009 - 13:19
  • people used to say i looked a bit like jude law.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 03/12/2009 - 13:16
  • people used to say i looked a bit like jude law.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 03/12/2009 - 13:16
  • Absinthe is a dreadful thing.

    stella ah trois Thu, 03/12/2009 - 13:19
  • That's a very bad wig the little fucker's wearing.

    Stramash Thu, 03/12/2009 - 13:21
  • Pic 2 - desperate hand holding; Pic 3 - surgical garment; Pic 4 Learning Disability wardrobe; Pic 5 Lindsay Lohan.

    Can't be arsed to look at the rest.

    stella ah trois Thu, 03/12/2009 - 13:26
  • World of smarm.

    Repugnant Thu, 03/12/2009 - 13:49
  • no, "JUDE LAW".

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 03/12/2009 - 14:08
  • God I really used to fancy Jude Law. But this hairdon't of his is enought to make me think I was wrong all along.

    I can't even talk about that cravat.

    tescopop Thu, 03/12/2009 - 14:50
  • Nothing to add re the smug grimace he's got plastered across his ugly mug?

    Stramash Thu, 03/12/2009 - 15:44
  • is that a syrup?

    spackomcdribble Thu, 03/12/2009 - 16:05
  • It's all very upsetting, really.

    tescopop Thu, 03/12/2009 - 16:22
  • Gay hairstyle

    kermits Thu, 03/12/2009 - 16:27
  • I said "coleslaw".

    kwebb Thu, 03/12/2009 - 17:18
  • Oh f*cking yawn! Who cares?

    spiddleydonk Thu, 03/12/2009 - 19:40
  • Well he won't be having any kids with her. I have it on very good authority she is barren. Hence, she could make a handrail to the moon with all the cock she has had.

    degzy Thu, 03/12/2009 - 22:34
  • "barren"'s a nice old fashioned word.

    whatthe. Thu, 03/12/2009 - 23:02
  • Didn't Churchill say Jude Law is better than war-war? or something like that...

    Blartmonster Thu, 03/12/2009 - 23:56
  • Law! (Good God!) What is it good for?

    BigPhil Fri, 04/12/2009 - 00:18

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