Jude Law and Sienna Miller to get married?
Marriage Laws
Mon, 12/04/2010 - 16:44 by Harry BowJude Law and Sienna Miller are following in the footsteps of Jamie Hince and Kate Moss by sort of, maybe, probably not becoming engaged. Congratulations!
Talking to the Daily Mail, a source exclusively revealed:
"They do not want to make the engagement official which is why Sienna is wearing the ring on the wrong hand.”
That must be why Jude's going round with a face like Harry Rednapp chewing a wasp too - that little trickster.
The thing about Sienna is, she probably spends her life staring in the mirror anyway, so the ring will be on the correct hand in her fantasy looking-glass world where she's known for more than just her breasts and their regular appearances.
The pair (Jude and Sienna, not the boobs) originally became engaged in 2004 but split after Nannygate. There was then a bit of impregnating and home-wrecking, but it's all water under the bridge now. Still, the best man (Jonny Lee Miller, we presume) should have plenty of material for his speech. Don't forgot the time they all [snip!]
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I hope they're engaged for real because they make a very beautiful couple. It seems they fit each other and have a great time together. I hope that Jude Law uses one of those shinny white gold engagement rings in his proposal and I want them both to be happy.
For Miller, read Cheryl Cole/Tweedy, all of the fucking Saturdays, Geldof's cunts, and Natasha Kaplinsky
Sienna can't risk making it official in case there's another married/taken/loved-up-elsewhere top-dog she wants to open her rotating flaps to while she sings some fucking terrible Siren song or pours a couple of measures of rohypnol (spelling?) into his double skinny mocha latte-chino. I swear, that fucking bike would have been beaten flat in most working class towns by now for being a poisonous slapper one too many times. I would forgive her a bit if she wasn't a hard faced talent-void. But I'm afraid she really did get where she is because she's skinny and blonde with a penchant for bouncing up and down on the cocks of the right blokes. I cannot express how much I hate that ilk of female.
She can't be doing all that if she's 'officially' engaged can she?
The Sky bloke's generally the best in my area, I find. Anything for a few extra channels.
Is that knobbing like a plumber or the broadband bloke. Are they good? Do tell! :) I'm with virgin but happy to transfer my contract.
Erm what hair?? It's had enough of the grumpy slapheid and is making an increasingly speedy exit!
Why the fuck would you get engaged if you don't want to make it official?
See also: pre-engagement. What's wrong with just going out with someone until you decide you definitely want to get married to them, THEN getting engaged?
Presumably she doesn't want to get "proper engaged, like grown-ups" just yet in case he ends up nobbing yet another domestic servant. Like a plumber. Or the Tiscali broadband bloke.
Jude Law has tips in his hair. They stopped in the eighties for all but chav housewives. Take a look at yourself man.
At least they're not spoiling another couple as my grandma used to say.
At least they're not spoiling another couple as my grandma used to say.
Jude Law has tips in his hair. They stopped in the eighties for all but chav housewives. Take a look at yourself man.
Why the fuck would you get engaged if you don't want to make it official?
See also: pre-engagement. What's wrong with just going out with someone until you decide you definitely want to get married to them, THEN getting engaged?
Presumably she doesn't want to get "proper engaged, like grown-ups" just yet in case he ends up nobbing yet another domestic servant. Like a plumber. Or the Tiscali broadband bloke.
Erm what hair?? It's had enough of the grumpy slapheid and is making an increasingly speedy exit!
Is that knobbing like a plumber or the broadband bloke. Are they good? Do tell! :) I'm with virgin but happy to transfer my contract.
The Sky bloke's generally the best in my area, I find. Anything for a few extra channels.
Sienna can't risk making it official in case there's another married/taken/loved-up-elsewhere top-dog she wants to open her rotating flaps to while she sings some fucking terrible Siren song or pours a couple of measures of rohypnol (spelling?) into his double skinny mocha latte-chino. I swear, that fucking bike would have been beaten flat in most working class towns by now for being a poisonous slapper one too many times. I would forgive her a bit if she wasn't a hard faced talent-void. But I'm afraid she really did get where she is because she's skinny and blonde with a penchant for bouncing up and down on the cocks of the right blokes. I cannot express how much I hate that ilk of female.
She can't be doing all that if she's 'officially' engaged can she?
For Miller, read Cheryl Cole/Tweedy, all of the fucking Saturdays, Geldof's cunts, and Natasha Kaplinsky
I hope they're engaged for real because they make a very beautiful couple. It seems they fit each other and have a great time together. I hope that Jude Law uses one of those shinny white gold engagement rings in his proposal and I want them both to be happy.