Jude Law last night
A case for S(herl)ock Holmes
Wed, 18/08/2010 - 14:29 by Harry BowLast night Best Dressed Celebrity Dad of the Year 2010 Jude Law was out with fiancee Sienna Miller, who's a fashion designer. Something's definitely not right.
It looks like Jude Law has as much of a dislike for socks and shirts as he does for everything else - here he is on his last public outing.
Him and Sienna apparently 'exchanged' yesterday (estate agent talk, not gynecological), so they were celebrating with a meal at intimate celeb-free restaurant The Wolseley. No paps outside there for Jude to punch. Then again, when he looks this good, he's going to want to make sure he gets pictured as much as he can.
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he looks like a gay business man in his attire, his socks are sweaty thats why he took them off. Or perhaps someone has been sucking his feet and its not sienna!
He doesn't look good! From the waistdown, he's channelling pure slumdog millionaire while his chest favours Stavros. But he's put it all together so carefully. Everything is just so. What an arse and I mean that as an insult.
DON'T call me Dave!
It's his birth name and he goes batshit apeshit mental if one (in a League of Gentlemen Stylie) calls him "DAVE".
This, for once, is reliable friends in the theatre darling information.
We can always go to Primrose Hill randomly shouting Dave, Dave, Dave and see if he comes over for a bunch of fives....
:-)
You haven't commented on me wearing flippers for the past few years.
Overly hairy, badly dressed, sexually incontinent, grumpy little midget cunt.
Have I missed anything out?
There are two ways of looking at this.
Either he is not wearing any socks and is squelchingly sweaty in his shoes, slipping around and making strange 'pht' noises when he walks. All of which is vile. He is clearly sliding around in this scenario because he is wearing shoes too big for his feet to make his dick look bigger to the casual passerby.
Or he is wearing those socks that don't show - the ones shaped like a shoe - in which case he is a dick.
I'm not sure which case I prefer. Or rather which I can most tolerate.
Crikey - are they moving to Kentish Town - I also 'exchanged' yesterday? Walking distance to Primrose Hill I s'pose.
Shit clothes tho' for a man his age.
I wood not.
Crikey - are they moving to Kentish Town - I also 'exchanged' yesterday? Walking distance to Primrose Hill I s'pose.
Shit clothes tho' for a man his age.
I wood not.
There are two ways of looking at this.
Either he is not wearing any socks and is squelchingly sweaty in his shoes, slipping around and making strange 'pht' noises when he walks. All of which is vile. He is clearly sliding around in this scenario because he is wearing shoes too big for his feet to make his dick look bigger to the casual passerby.
Or he is wearing those socks that don't show - the ones shaped like a shoe - in which case he is a dick.
I'm not sure which case I prefer. Or rather which I can most tolerate.
Overly hairy, badly dressed, sexually incontinent, grumpy little midget cunt.
Have I missed anything out?
You haven't commented on me wearing flippers for the past few years.
DON'T call me Dave!
It's his birth name and he goes batshit apeshit mental if one (in a League of Gentlemen Stylie) calls him "DAVE".
This, for once, is reliable friends in the theatre darling information.
We can always go to Primrose Hill randomly shouting Dave, Dave, Dave and see if he comes over for a bunch of fives....
:-)
He doesn't look good! From the waistdown, he's channelling pure slumdog millionaire while his chest favours Stavros. But he's put it all together so carefully. Everything is just so. What an arse and I mean that as an insult.
he looks like a gay business man in his attire, his socks are sweaty thats why he took them off. Or perhaps someone has been sucking his feet and its not sienna!