Jude Law cleared of assaulting paparazzi

 We were all so shocked when the placid and frankly quite charming Jude Law was accused of slapping a  snapper as she tried to take his picture earlier this summer. The charge has been dropped now, but his lawyer has always maintained it was "nonsense".

Of course it was nonsense. The actor has never been known to show the paps his c-law.

Oh, the history book seems to tell a different story...

In 2007, he was arrested and taken to Marylebone police station on suspicion of causing actual bodily harm to a snapper, who claimed he'd been viciously punched in the face and kicked to the ground in London home. Not only that but it's claimed Jude also pelted him with root vegetables.

During the previous year, Jude reportedly called a photographer outside he wife's home a "c**t" and threatening to pay someone to "take him down".

Luckily in 2004, Sienna Miller's iron strength prevented a more serious incident (see above) when the paps got too close.

Someone get Jude Law and Christian Bale together on the screen now.

What we mostly conclude from the above gallery, though, is the fact that Jude is a TERRIBLE dresser. No wonder he's always so angry looking like that.

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