Jude Law has most recently vented his rage toward students
Oranges are not a bowling fruit
Mon, 23/11/2009 - 12:21 by Harry BowHas Jude Law finally visited his illegitimate child? The angriest man in theatre has certainly picked up some rather babyish behaviour from someone...
We all know that Jude Law loses his temper quicker than his hair, but while his previous pap attacks might have garnered the actor a bit of sympathy, his most recent strop seems to be nothing more than a infant chucking its toys out the pram...
According to the New York Post, two New York University (albeit probably annoying) students realised that Jude was living next to their accomodation and naturally started doing a bit of curtain twitching, with one explaining:
"He noticed we were there and we started waving at him. Then he went inside and came back with two oranges. He threw them at our window, but he missed.
"[Another time] he hit the windows - there was orange pulp on the glass for weeks - and then he went back to working out. Now we don't like Jude Law anymore."
Meanwhile, Sadie Frost might also have to get the window-cleaners on speed-dial - we doubt Jude Law is going to be happy about today's news that his ex-wife is planning to reveal "everything" about their marriage in a soon to be released autobiography (nor any one else from the Primrose Hill set).
And just when Jude thought things couldn't get any worse, he was spotted out yesterday looking like THIS. Time to get those mirrors cleaned as well as windows, Jude?
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Thumbs up for the oranges pun.
Prize cunt. Ends.
Why doesn't he shell out to live somewhere a bit better than where a load of students are living? It's his own fault. If he didn't want to get hassled perhaps he should have moved somewhere that did not have a Hogshead, a CostCutter, and a nightclub called Jesters that closed at 4 and serves free Aftershock with every round over 20 quid. I bet he gets his pockets randomly searched in the local Spar just in case he has been stealing Laughing Cow triangles in his parker.
That can't be a recent pic, he's got hair in that, or is that a syrup? Did Harpo's wig come up in auction recently?
I would have called the police on his arrogant arse and shafted him good and proper. The man's a loser.
I would have called the police on his arrogant arse and shafted him good and proper. The man's a loser.
That can't be a recent pic, he's got hair in that, or is that a syrup? Did Harpo's wig come up in auction recently?
Why doesn't he shell out to live somewhere a bit better than where a load of students are living? It's his own fault. If he didn't want to get hassled perhaps he should have moved somewhere that did not have a Hogshead, a CostCutter, and a nightclub called Jesters that closed at 4 and serves free Aftershock with every round over 20 quid. I bet he gets his pockets randomly searched in the local Spar just in case he has been stealing Laughing Cow triangles in his parker.
Prize cunt. Ends.
Thumbs up for the oranges pun.