Jude Law in New York
Law of probability
Fri, 04/12/2009 - 15:22 by Harry BowHooray, kids! Uncle Jude's here!
Christmas arrived early for Johnny Lee Miller's one-year-old kid as cheery old joker Jude Law rolled in bearing birthday gifts. We always assumed that Bad Santa would make a less miserable cunt at a children's party, but the Brit actor not only mustered up a smile but some flowers and a helium balloon too. Unfortunately the similar package he put together for newborn baby Sophia probably got lost in the post :(
No wonder Jude's smiling - it's like he's just remembered that by reuniting with ex-shag-piece Sienna Miller, as opposed to, say, a nanny or a former Hooters waitress, he eliminates the chance of a whole world of future pain. But we all know how short his memory is - and how social Sienna's tits are.
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Comments
Every time I see our Uncle Jude, I always think 'acorn cock'.
He's so not popular round these here pages is he? Seems reasonable as to why he's always stateside....
Hey Jude, I'm not sure when it will dawn on you that it's nearly the middle of December and that you're the only twat in town to still wear sunnies!
Shave it off matey.
His cheery bonhomie is about as convincing as his shit acting and attempts to disguise his receding mop.
His cheery bonhomie is about as convincing as his shit acting and attempts to disguise his receding mop.
Shave it off matey.
Hey Jude, I'm not sure when it will dawn on you that it's nearly the middle of December and that you're the only twat in town to still wear sunnies!
He's so not popular round these here pages is he? Seems reasonable as to why he's always stateside....
Every time I see our Uncle Jude, I always think 'acorn cock'.