Law of probability
Fri, 04/12/2009 - 15:22 by Harry Bow

Hooray, kids! Uncle Jude's here! 

Christmas arrived early for Johnny Lee Miller's one-year-old kid as cheery old joker Jude Law rolled in bearing birthday gifts. We always assumed that Bad Santa would make a less miserable cunt at a children's party, but the Brit actor not only mustered up a smile but some flowers and a helium balloon too. Unfortunately the similar package he put together for newborn baby Sophia probably got lost in the post :(

No wonder Jude's smiling - it's like he's just remembered that by reuniting with ex-shag-piece Sienna Miller, as opposed to, say, a nanny or a former Hooters waitress, he eliminates the chance of a whole world of future pain. But we all know how short his memory is - and how social Sienna's tits are.


  • Every time I see our Uncle Jude, I always think 'acorn cock'.

    suckmebeautiful Fri, 04/12/2009 - 23:26
  • He's so not popular round these here pages is he? Seems reasonable as to why he's always stateside....

    Blartmonster Fri, 04/12/2009 - 18:22
  • Hey Jude, I'm not sure when it will dawn on you that it's nearly the middle of December and that you're the only twat in town to still wear sunnies!

    kermits Fri, 04/12/2009 - 17:15
  • Shave it off matey.

    dennisnilsen Fri, 04/12/2009 - 16:02
  • His cheery bonhomie is about as convincing as his shit acting and attempts to disguise his receding mop.

    erniemilko Fri, 04/12/2009 - 15:42
  • His cheery bonhomie is about as convincing as his shit acting and attempts to disguise his receding mop.

    erniemilko Fri, 04/12/2009 - 15:42
  • Shave it off matey.

    dennisnilsen Fri, 04/12/2009 - 16:02
  • Hey Jude, I'm not sure when it will dawn on you that it's nearly the middle of December and that you're the only twat in town to still wear sunnies!

    kermits Fri, 04/12/2009 - 17:15
  • He's so not popular round these here pages is he? Seems reasonable as to why he's always stateside....

    Blartmonster Fri, 04/12/2009 - 18:22
  • Every time I see our Uncle Jude, I always think 'acorn cock'.

    suckmebeautiful Fri, 04/12/2009 - 23:26

Article Timeline