Jude Law signs autographs outside the Wyndham Theatre
I snapped the Law and the Law... shat himself
Sat, 01/08/2009 - 09:45 by Drake ScorpioThe girl, Samantha Burke, who was revealed as the previously un-named American carrying Jude Law's lovechild yesterday, took the amateur snaps during their fling together last Christmas, presumably as an insurance policy in case she didn't get pregnant (is that a bit harsh?).
Jude is now petrified the photos will come out (presumably cos he's got a wee willy widdler or something).
A source told The Sun: "After Jude confessed to Sadie and their children that there was to be an addition to the Law family, he pulled Sadie aside to explain more of his fears.
"He believes there are pictures taken by Samantha which could cause him embarrassment.
"Samantha was totally smitten with Jude and enjoyed photographing him hugely. It was a passionate fling and there was a real animal attraction.
"He's been ashen with anxiety, especially because he's putting his loved ones through more stress."
Don't worry Jude, she's not going to release them - just keep them hanging over you for the rest of eternity to make sure the cash keeps coming. Nothing to worry about!
Have a look at some photos that other people have take of Samantha Burke from her modelling portfolio.
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I concur.
As much as I'm not that keen on Jude, he's the "victim" here of a devious little slapper who was rather keen to flash the flange with him but not discuss protection. Yeah, it's half his fault but I hope her family, including "the high-flying lawyer" (who sounds like he deserves an Uzi's worth of fucking ammo to himself) realise what a classy little hooker they have in their midst...
What I dont understand is how she managed to take photos of him without getting her face smashed into a wall
What I dont understand is how she managed to take photos of him without getting her face smashed into a wall
As much as I'm not that keen on Jude, he's the "victim" here of a devious little slapper who was rather keen to flash the flange with him but not discuss protection. Yeah, it's half his fault but I hope her family, including "the high-flying lawyer" (who sounds like he deserves an Uzi's worth of fucking ammo to himself) realise what a classy little hooker they have in their midst...
I concur.