law not too keen on new baby, apparently
Mon, 28/09/2009 - 12:25 by Metrosexual

Jude Law's latest bundle of joy arrived last week, via "model and actress" Samantha Burke

Jude apparently isn't too keen on this new development though and is refusing to see the child until a paternity test proves his sperm are the ones responsible.

A "source" says:

"If he is the father he will meet his obligations to the child. He's hoping for an early chance to establish that he is genuinely her dad."

The 'pal' also said that the antenatal care Jude is alleged to have paid for wasn't an admission of responsibility, instead..

"it was an act of kindess..."

HA! That's a good one!

Still, with three babies from a hardly-ever-working actress under his belt already he hardly needs another one. 

Burke's grandma Delores waded in. Saying:

"Samantha's a lovely outgoing girl and he's a lot older man, with three children from a failed marriage. It breaks your heart."

Hmm, we're sure she is "outgoing," getting up the spout at near-lightspeed and lets face it she's laughing all the way to the bank. Delores, you don't know what you're talking about. Won't someone think of the money. 

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    pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 06:37
  • Jude Law is the vanilla version of Chris Eubank who apparently has had his teeth done and wants to get back with his ex-wife. Note to ex-wife: Go on. Might as well. You might get an OK cover out of it. It's cheap but it's still worth a few grand. Plus you can always do a Jade and say it's for the kids. After you've cashed the cheque, leave him and then get ANOTHER cover. Play the game love.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 28/09/2009 - 21:02
  • kwebb Mon, 28/09/2009 - 18:53
  • This is like something off the League of Gentlemen...

    "I want your wife!!"

    Blartmonster Mon, 28/09/2009 - 18:39
  • poor kid. Whore of a mother clearly and he's just a complete knob. He's like the emperors new clothes - I'm keen to see his hair fall out completely and then he shall be revealed to those too foolish to see right now what a piss poor effort he really is

    sarahleone Mon, 28/09/2009 - 14:27
  • I always thought he was a gay.

    pandakiller Mon, 28/09/2009 - 12:58
  • Undoubtedly a classy bird, if her public release of self-portrait preggo cameraphone pics are anything to go by. Who wouldn't want to procreate with a genuine lady such as she, clearly the model of sophistication and discretion and in no way a brazen starfucker/golddigger.

    BustySinclair Mon, 28/09/2009 - 12:41
  • Undoubtedly a classy bird, if her public release of self-portrait preggo cameraphone pics are anything to go by. Who wouldn't want to procreate with a genuine lady such as she, clearly the model of sophistication and discretion and in no way a brazen starfucker/golddigger.

    BustySinclair Mon, 28/09/2009 - 12:41
  • I always thought he was a gay.

    pandakiller Mon, 28/09/2009 - 12:58
  • poor kid. Whore of a mother clearly and he's just a complete knob. He's like the emperors new clothes - I'm keen to see his hair fall out completely and then he shall be revealed to those too foolish to see right now what a piss poor effort he really is

    sarahleone Mon, 28/09/2009 - 14:27
  • This is like something off the League of Gentlemen...

    "I want your wife!!"

    Blartmonster Mon, 28/09/2009 - 18:39
  • kwebb Mon, 28/09/2009 - 18:53
  • Jude Law is the vanilla version of Chris Eubank who apparently has had his teeth done and wants to get back with his ex-wife. Note to ex-wife: Go on. Might as well. You might get an OK cover out of it. It's cheap but it's still worth a few grand. Plus you can always do a Jade and say it's for the kids. After you've cashed the cheque, leave him and then get ANOTHER cover. Play the game love.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 28/09/2009 - 21:02
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    pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 06:37

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