Julia Roberts knew she had a dull night ahead, snuck in hip-flask Dlisted (full story)
Talking of hookers, Billie Piper gets ready to be a call girl again PopsugarUK
Amy and Blake won't be getting re-divorced (or married) Celebritysmackblog
and Megan Fox not engaged either AmyGrindhouse
The gifts that keep giving Yeeeah
Golden Globes 2011? Allieiswired
Rihanna watching the Clippers - needs some clippers Socialitelife
Jessica Simpson's bumpy runway landing Anythinghollywood
Brittany Murphy's mum the break silence Incaseyoudidntknow
Claudia Schiffer shows off pregnancy INO
The clock has started (Kim already annoying)! SeriouslyOMG
Dennis Hopper files for divorce Gabbybabble
Even Tila Tequila's publicist has had enough TheBlemish
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
Ronnie Wood visits the country with girlfriend, look like murderers
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler get sexy for W Magazine ahead of Bounty Hunter release
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
What is so damn great about Blighty?
COMMENTS (3)
She got pissed? Nice one.
I can hear her now:
"Ah fagging love all ah yous....Oy you looging at mah dits?....Cam 'ere. I'll fug the lodda ya....Zhoo you know oo I am? I'm Zhoolia fugging Robersh - hic"
Class.
So that's 5 out of the 9 most recent stories about the Golden Globes, which are American anyway.
Hmmm.
When you said she had 'done a Mariah' I presumed she had gotten herself a bad perm, married a big record label boss, and started hanging around with late 90s hip hop 'starz' of the ilk of Nas, 'Lil Kim and Eve while recording lame r'n'b records and being laughed at when her back is turned, then got a ridiculous tit job and had a mental breakdown. Never mind, next time eh?