Pretty (hammered) woman
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When you said she had 'done a Mariah' I presumed she had gotten herself a bad perm, married a big record label boss, and started hanging around with late 90s hip hop 'starz' of the ilk of Nas, 'Lil Kim and Eve while recording lame r'n'b records and being laughed at when her back is turned, then got a ridiculous tit job and had a mental breakdown. Never mind, next time eh?
So that's 5 out of the 9 most recent stories about the Golden Globes, which are American anyway.
Hmmm.
She got pissed? Nice one.
I can hear her now:
"Ah fagging love all ah yous....Oy you looging at mah dits?....Cam 'ere. I'll fug the lodda ya....Zhoo you know oo I am? I'm Zhoolia fugging Robersh - hic"
Class.
She got pissed? Nice one.
I can hear her now:
"Ah fagging love all ah yous....Oy you looging at mah dits?....Cam 'ere. I'll fug the lodda ya....Zhoo you know oo I am? I'm Zhoolia fugging Robersh - hic"
Class.
So that's 5 out of the 9 most recent stories about the Golden Globes, which are American anyway.
Hmmm.
When you said she had 'done a Mariah' I presumed she had gotten herself a bad perm, married a big record label boss, and started hanging around with late 90s hip hop 'starz' of the ilk of Nas, 'Lil Kim and Eve while recording lame r'n'b records and being laughed at when her back is turned, then got a ridiculous tit job and had a mental breakdown. Never mind, next time eh?