Justin Bieber enjoys sexy time at the beach, must've been watching grown-up films

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez on the beachJustin Bieber and Selena Gomez on the beach

Beaver fever
Fri, 27/05/2011 - 11:45 by Harry Bow

Here's Justin Bieber on the beach after getting hold of his big sister's copy of More magazine and settling for the Position of the Week #1 (just the kissing bit, obv) - bless.

Look at Justin Beaver all grow'd up - or at least growing up.). His cradle-snatching 18-year-old girflriend Selena Gomez recently described the singer as "the thunder to her lightning", which basically means she follows him (and that the sound of him scares dogs and cats - and that he possibly has the clap), adding:

"You need to be able to support each other from a distance but also give each other space and continue to live your life." 

Literally, she means (never covered metaphors in English because she was too busy being pimped by Disney).

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Comments

  • The suspiciously clear and close-up shots suggests a pro photographer at work rather than the carefree snaps taken by, say, a proud mum; unless she's one and the same which would be a little sinister yes. And I doubt anyone looking at Justin's bieber is thinking: "Mmmm" but it is interesting to see the swivel-eyed route "stars" now take to maintain their profile.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 27/05/2011 - 14:41

  • This whole thing is creeping me out. Isn't it a little sinister taking such an interest in a minor's sexual awakening?

    bojangles Fri, 27/05/2011 - 14:09

  • Exactly. I was gonna say well at least we know they're not gay.
    And how butt-clenchingly odd the whole affair is. Every boy band since the Beatles have been told 'Don't let on that you're actually having sex otherwise the fans won't buy your records.' With Justin - it appears to be the opposite.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 27/05/2011 - 14:05

  • my thoughts exactly...looks all a bit too convenient don't it?

    merkin Fri, 27/05/2011 - 13:58

  • Is it just me (normally it is), but is this seeming a little too obvious to anyone else? I mean, I don't want to suggest anything, but the last really famous bloke I can remember who made it so blatantly clear he was a red blooded male was Tom Cruise...

    Supermangs Fri, 27/05/2011 - 13:41

  • Is it just me (normally it is), but is this seeming a little too obvious to anyone else? I mean, I don't want to suggest anything, but the last really famous bloke I can remember who made it so blatantly clear he was a red blooded male was Tom Cruise...

    Supermangs Fri, 27/05/2011 - 13:41

  • my thoughts exactly...looks all a bit too convenient don't it?

    merkin Fri, 27/05/2011 - 13:58

  • Exactly. I was gonna say well at least we know they're not gay.
    And how butt-clenchingly odd the whole affair is. Every boy band since the Beatles have been told 'Don't let on that you're actually having sex otherwise the fans won't buy your records.' With Justin - it appears to be the opposite.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 27/05/2011 - 14:05

  • This whole thing is creeping me out. Isn't it a little sinister taking such an interest in a minor's sexual awakening?

    bojangles Fri, 27/05/2011 - 14:09

  • The suspiciously clear and close-up shots suggests a pro photographer at work rather than the carefree snaps taken by, say, a proud mum; unless she's one and the same which would be a little sinister yes. And I doubt anyone looking at Justin's bieber is thinking: "Mmmm" but it is interesting to see the swivel-eyed route "stars" now take to maintain their profile.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 27/05/2011 - 14:41

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