'Mummy, I want MY own premiere'
Wed, 09/02/2011 - 12:00 by Harry Bow

Here are some grown men and women and children at the premiere of Justin Bieber's new Oscar-contender Never Say Never. Some of the aforementioned grown men and women aren't with any children. Bit worrying.

Yay, Noah Cyrus is back, back, BACK - and she's got some new diamante encrusted biker boots, too cute. We've also got Willow and Jaden Smith at the Justin Bieber Never Say Never premiere - aw, don't they warm the heart?

 

If you're the sort of person who finds Chris Brown's Buzz Lightyear pendant annoying - or the bite-mark in Will.I.Am's hair, please don't watch this clip. Please, we've warned you.

 

PS: A kiddie premiere is a bit of weird place for Leona Lewis to showcase her new 'sexy look', but hey, seems to work.

 

  • I hate Will Smith, and I hate his fucking kids too.

    mickeyrat Thu, 10/02/2011 - 16:05
  • I wonder if Justin Beiber has lost his virginity yet?

    dancingworm Thu, 10/02/2011 - 00:42
  • Justin Bieber will end his days as the Aled Jones of America. Remember how everyone used to make a fuss over him? He ended up doing Songs of Praise. Jayden will be reduced to a Fresh Prince: The Early Years rip-off. While Willow will end up as the Latoya of the family - whipping out whatever she's got to keep her name in the frame.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 09/02/2011 - 19:04
  • So this soulless nonsense is what passes for entertainment these days? Fuck sake. It just sounds like beige noise.

    Boy Division Wed, 09/02/2011 - 14:43
  • His Crayola big marker has run out through over-tick use. So maybe he should revert to finger painting again?

    malachysdad Wed, 09/02/2011 - 14:22
  • Chris Brown? Chris Brown was there?

    Why? So he could tick more items off his "Being a total Cunt" list?

    Wifebeater - tick
    Homophobe - tick

    What nextly?
    Child molester?
    Black supremecist?
    White supremecist?

    GretaBritain Wed, 09/02/2011 - 12:10
  • Chris Brown? Chris Brown was there?

    Why? So he could tick more items off his "Being a total Cunt" list?

    Wifebeater - tick
    Homophobe - tick

    What nextly?
    Child molester?
    Black supremecist?
    White supremecist?

    GretaBritain Wed, 09/02/2011 - 12:10
  • His Crayola big marker has run out through over-tick use. So maybe he should revert to finger painting again?

    malachysdad Wed, 09/02/2011 - 14:22
  • So this soulless nonsense is what passes for entertainment these days? Fuck sake. It just sounds like beige noise.

    Boy Division Wed, 09/02/2011 - 14:43
  • Justin Bieber will end his days as the Aled Jones of America. Remember how everyone used to make a fuss over him? He ended up doing Songs of Praise. Jayden will be reduced to a Fresh Prince: The Early Years rip-off. While Willow will end up as the Latoya of the family - whipping out whatever she's got to keep her name in the frame.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 09/02/2011 - 19:04
  • I wonder if Justin Beiber has lost his virginity yet?

    dancingworm Thu, 10/02/2011 - 00:42
  • I hate Will Smith, and I hate his fucking kids too.

    mickeyrat Thu, 10/02/2011 - 16:05

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