Justin Bieber wants everything, all the time

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Justin Bieber shouting 'HM', Good boy.

Bieberry quiet, or he'll want you too

Wed, 13/10/2010 - 17:14 by John Hill

Justin Bieber is in the news every day searching desperately for something to love and make his own. It must be exhausting work making demand after demand after demand, day after day after day, but he manages it on only two bags of Haribo and a children's expresso (the drink, not the police term for paedophile).

He's been repeating the first thing his PR did for him ad nauseam for almost a year, making outrageous claims, about sex and other things that he should find out about on the internet before he starts propositioning dumper trucks like Kim Kardashian.

We know as well as anyone it can be very hard to keep track of the voracious little tyke's attention seeking, so we've kindly decided to collect together all the christmas presents he's been asking for in the last few months, just so you don't have to, but also so we never, never have to again. Ever.

Anyway, here they are, should give you some idea of what hormones can do to a young man, specifically one who looks a lot like a slightly chewed lego model:

Justin Bieber wants Robert Pattinson as a Wingman

Justin Bieber wants to guest star in The Inbetweeners

Justin Bieber wants a tattoo sleeve

Justin Bieber wants to 'stay pure,'

Justin Bieber wants to date Beyonce & Kim Kardashian

Justin Bieber wants to work with Lil Wayne

Justin Bieber wants James Dean's swagger

Justin Bieber wants to hook up with Megan Fox in his next video

Justin Bieber wants to rap with Marky Mark & Will Ferrell

Justin Bieber wants to star in Bill and Ted remake

Justin Bieber wants to bed Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry

Justin Bieber wants to be In 'Grease'